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Anand V Patel

@patel

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Fighter of the Nightman. Champion of the Sun! Degrees in Biology, Medicine, & friendship for everyone. All opinions are my mom's.

Williamsburg, VA | Dantali

Joined November 2006

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Anand V Patel

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4 months

Hey Vir,.When and where is "Happy Patel" going to be released?. @thevirdas.

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Anand V Patel

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3 years

I want to be cremated. It's most likely my only chance for achieving a smoking hot body.

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Anand V Patel

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3 years

Ladies, if he can't appreciate a good fruit joke, you need to let that mango.

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Anand V Patel

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3 years

Whiteboards are a remarkable technology.

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Anand V Patel

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3 years

I saw an innocent, unassuming picture hung up in a prison cell. I think it was framed.

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Anand V Patel

@patel

3 years

Prey 2022 was an awesome movie. @AmberMidthunder plays @evilhag (Aubrey Plaza) as a Native American flirting with a predator alien. Best romance comedy of the year. #hulu.

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Anand V Patel

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4 years

People : Don’t come back here with your BS. Me coming back with my BS:

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Anand V Patel

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4 years

Every single time.

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Anand V Patel

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5 years

I have the mom version of this girls dad:

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Anand V Patel

@patel

5 years

This is a decent response from a former employer of a vile lady. #ChristianCooper #AmyCooper.

Franklin Templeton

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5 years

Following our internal review of the incident in Central Park yesterday, we have made the decision to terminate the employee involved, effective immediately. We do not tolerate racism of any kind at Franklin Templeton.

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Anand V Patel

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5 years

It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear.

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Anand V Patel

@patel

5 years

While trying hard to stay relevant, I came across the comedy of @findingnimesh. He is insanely funny. Over-the-top: was him giving his grandparents a track. Listen to "Head Nimesh in Charge." Apple, Spotify, Pandora, Amazon.

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Anand V Patel

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5 years

It's mind-boggling that some adorable kids have figured it out and some ugly adults still haven't.

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Anand V Patel

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5 years

RT @WillSasso: IMPORTANT

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Anand V Patel

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5 years

"Her eyes glistened in the moonlight like fresh gasoline puddles. They were the kind of eyes you could fall in. and summer in. And winter in, too". #SunnyFXX.

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Anand V Patel

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6 years

Pretty sure @NancyGrace is the @Paula_Deen of law.

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Anand V Patel

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6 years

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

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Anand V Patel

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6 years

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

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Anand V Patel

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6 years

If horses gallop, do seahorses scallop?.

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Anand V Patel

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7 years

It’s awesome that Dave Grohl is close with his mom. #dudelookslikealady

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