tater tot
@parakeetnebula
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if u figure out who I am irl then plz taunt me as much as possible with the suspicion that you know,, push me to my breaking point, enjoy the fear in my eyes
Mars the moon
Joined October 2020
I would like to thank my friends and family for keeping me grounded and humble despite my overwhelming success, impossible bone structure, and Spartan physique.
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I told you guys it was messed up. Now do you believe me that we need synthetic.Organs? Specifically synthetic fat for real fake titties? We could have this. It’s possible.
how many people in this country have been murdered and harvested and who is going to prison for this
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if it weren’t for sluts, you wouldn’t exist. So let’s have a moment of gratitude for every human and critter in your lineage, for being the biggest sluts possible. May you carry the torch of your legacy into the future.
God wants you to be a slut.
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You are the moment where billions of years of evolution becomes conscious of itself. You are evolution telling itself the story of what consciousness feels like. What story is it telling through you?
Imagine following the chain of creation and gathering every single animal, creature, and organism that is partially responsible for your existence because they decided to bang.
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Or do you have a hole in ur brain that makes all your physical senses and nervous system regulation topsy turvy?.
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RT @parakeetnebula: The lore for today is to imagine that all of your subconscious thoughts and intuitions are actually data streams that y….
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Premium business insight tidbit: when the interviewer asks “why do you want this job?” Don’t say “money you dumb bitch do I look like a fucking charity case to you?” Because this does not demonstrate passion or commitment. Instead, say something like:.
I want to prostrate myself before the faceless titan of a B2B SaaS enterprise company, groveling for the chance to be of use, to be nothing more than a disposable asset, to maniacally, obsessively generate enterprise value for shareholders like a dirty little slut, like a.
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RT @parakeetnebula: When I’m a sexdecillionaire (51 zeros) I’m going to build a zoo just for animals with long necks (giraffe, alpacas, ost….
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RT @parakeetnebula: The waterfall empties into (and is filled by) an ocean I built for my emotional support animals to drink from, to water….
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RT @parakeetnebula: It’s obscene watching people spill ink and blood debating the limits of mechanical consciousness— while stepping over a….
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RT @parakeetnebula: You can kinda tell that leopards just think they’re better than other animals
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RT @AmschelKavka: July 21: Don't despair, not even about the fact that you don't despair. When everything seems to be over, new forces stil….
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Honestly I am so deliriously horny I can’t focus on literally anything g right now.
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Currently playing a “sport” called pickleball. Theres no hope for me to win via athletic ability so my only hope is to win through psychological warfare (accusing people of cheating, starting factions, undermining the legitimacy of established rules, etc).
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