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@painted_eel
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Joined August 2011
[reading a hulk comic for the first time] what's this guy's problem
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Michael Wolff looks like Fred Armisen doing Uncle Fester disguised as a journalist
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Jesus. Literally crying listening to the new jelly roll album. Itβs so fucking good @JoeRogan
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eat shit bootlicker
I just introduced a resolution to amend the 22nd Amendment to allow President Trump to seek a third term. Read the details.π https://t.co/OTacpt3ggE
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Every major media article about the UnitedHealthcare CEO
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if you're doing ad reads for a podcast please do not have a disgusting wet mouth I beg you
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Yes I want to live on Lake Claire in Canada. No there is no specific reason why
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dudes in the midwest will buy a brand new stock corvette, do absolutely nothing to it and put it in every local car show
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thank god we have this stupid fucking website that everyone hates
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the cvs cashier asked me how im doing as i put some diarrhea medicine on the counter. "not great man ive got diarrhea" i told him
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No no, thatβs my dirty bus seat dildo. Itβs for cleaning only.
The reason bus seats have wild patterns and vibrant colours is to hide how dirty they are
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