Itch the Unscratchable🇵🇸🇺🇦
@pactoftheitch
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Sometimes I impersonate Ben Stiller in online chatrooms. He/him
Joined December 2019
Nothing has ever actually happened. Every historical event from the assassination of Franz Ferdinand to the fall of Constantinople in 1453 were all psyops to distract you from Hunter Biden or whatever the fuck.
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Voter: I am a Republican that’s no longer registered. Your inaction during your presidency was a little disturbing to me. What happened during January 6th and the fact that you waited so long to take action while your supporters were attacking the Capitol. Coronavirus, I thought
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Moderator: Just to clarify, Springfield’s Haitian migrants have legal status Vance: The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check
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Unearthed video: JD Vance says he wants Americans to pay more for groceries, clothes, and other basic necessities in order to combat “woke”: “We're gonna have to get a little uncomfortable. We’re maybe gonna have to be willing to pay a little bit more for certain consumer goods”
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JD Vance acknowledges the cat and dog stories are urban legends and then rationalizes it (via CNN): “If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that's what I'm going to do."
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NEW The woman behind an early Facebook post spreading a harmful and baseless claim about Haitian immigrants eating local pets that helped thrust Springfield, Ohio into the national spotlight says she had no firsthand knowledge of any such incident and is now filled with regret
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Trump Uses Closing Remarks To Call For Execution Of Central Park Five
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BREAKING: Taylor Swift just endorsed Kamala Harris! Let’s go!
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Trump: “I have nothing to do with Project 2025” FACT CHECK: This is a lie. At least 140 Project 2025 authors are Trump aides and advisors.
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Kamala Harris is destroying Trump so far in this presidential debate. WOW! Sharp as a tack.
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Who could've seen this coming? (Everyone.)
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BREAKING (ARLINGTON) - After criticizing Kamala Harris and Joe Biden for skipping Arlington Memorial Ceremony, newly unearthed video appears to show Donald Trump calling soldiers “dumb” and service “stupid” during commercial break on Fox News. #Election2024
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BREAKING: In an undeniably senile moment, Donald Trump claims that he won California. Donald Trump is seriously unwell if he’s making these claims. Retweet so all Americans see how stupid Donald Trump is.
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BREAKING: In a stunning leak, a video from July shows RFK Jr. colluding with Donald Trump saying they will win together. RFK Jr. supporting Trump was always the plan. Retweet to make sure every American sees this repugnant collusion for exactly what it is.
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“The reporting is that…Trump is on the phone with the PM of Israel urging him not to cut a deal right now because it’s believed that would help the Harris campaign.” If true, this is a blatant violation of the Logan Act https://t.co/GTwiszT9IO
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