Paco Erhard
@pacoerhard
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Comedian. Traveler. Lover of life. Funny accent. ––––––––––––––––––––––––––– 'Side-splittingly funny' (British media). 'Merciless nihilist' (German media).
Berlin, Germany
Joined August 2009
Loving thought from a European perspective: Toronto public transport is the biggest piece of shit I've seen in a long time.
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Noch nie so viel Spaß an @LMatthaeus10 Dialekt gehabt, wie gerade bei #ITAGER #nationsleague (zunächst nur Audio): "Man sieht viel Bärchenbildung. Überall auf dem Platz sind Bärchen." War dann enttäuscht, als ich hingeschaut hab: keine Bärchen weit und breit.
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I'm happy and honoured: my show won Patron's Pick at Orlando Fringe! One extra show on Monday at 12:15 if you haven't seen it yet! #orlandofringe #ofringe31
Patron's Pick! Congratulations to "5-Step Guide to Being German" our second patron's pick show for the Gold venue. Extra performance will be Monday at 12:15 PM. Purchase your tickets now at: https://t.co/wNyXQAuOeK
#orlandofringe #ofringe31
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Really don't think I saw a single person of colour in 15 minutes walking past Calgary's moron parade that they dare pervert the word Freedom with. Nothing but an entitled anti-adulthood march (thanks for the awesomely accurate term, Heather!)
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Interesting: "Christian Lindner as German finance minister is a systemic risk for Europe." Maybe have a read, @olafscholz, @die_gruenen, @c_lindner:
theguardian.com
A fiscal conservative in the job and a new era of debt limitation could spell disaster for EU countries, says professor of history Adam Tooze
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Nie gedacht, dass ich je so sehr auf der Seite der @DB_Bahn wäre. Totalstreik wenige Stunden vorher ankündigen? Ihr geht gar nicht, @DeutscherGdl! Euer Scheiß schadet v.a. uns Fahrgästen. Euretwegen verliere ich morgen viel Geld und Zeit. Nicht wegen der DB. Wegen Euch!
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This #Euro2021 is truly in the spirit of European brotherhood: everybody scores for each other. #hummels #dias #guerreiro
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P.S. Great game btw, I love it!! I stopped playing video games after DOTT, and now Lair got me back into it. 😍
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Superbowl till 4am.🥱 Now: tired, weak, useless – all I should focus on goes right thru me. I feel like the Chiefs' offensive line. 😏 #superbowl #superbowl2021 #superbowlLV #nfl #chiefs #buccaneers
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Washington, DC is designed to be one of the most secure places on earth. That pro-Trump terrorists made it to the Speaker’s chair was a choice. Congress must ask who made that choice.
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Had a zoom with european comedians. Lost my shit when @pacoerhard said "I don't mean to be all german, but is anyone taking notes?" 10 people went silent.. Then @FrancescoK said "I don't mean to be all German either, but I have" God bless the stereotypes.
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Fantastic job by @MichelBarnier under years of pressure and not only UK-EU but intra-European differences of interest. With the UK gone... do we still have a country left in the EU that knights people? 😊
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Fuck yeah!! Finally!! Thank God! And I say that as an atheist. #presidentbiden #USElection2020 #godsaveamerica
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Of course with everything going on, #shrooms now have the effect of making everything NOT weird for a few hours. I want some NOW please!!! #magicmushrooms #psilocybin #oregon #washingtondc #legalization #legalized #USElection2020 #USA
https://t.co/lFpIIRfwli
washingtonpost.com
It follows a months-long campaign that included petitions collected during the pandemic.
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Just woke up to find it's still f*cking 2020. #USElection2020
https://t.co/39AY2CBmlg
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