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@p_smurph
Smurph
11 months
Aint no way Elon said that Americans are too dumb to work tech jobs and then tried to recover by retweeting a post saying that people who work at gas stations should get paid more.
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@p_smurph
Smurph
1 year
My normie coworkers are talking about how the US should ban bitcoin before Trump takes office to tank the value because they are legitimately worried about it replacing the dollar.
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@p_smurph
Smurph
1 year
Sell your schizoposters asap, community is dead
@0xsimba7
Buckley
1 year
Sell your schizoposters asap, community is dead.
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@p_smurph
Smurph
1 year
Crazy how quickly this election has become Kamala vs Vance. Trump gives zero shit about policy, is only in it for the celebrity aspect, and everyone knows it and immediately accepts it.
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@p_smurph
Smurph
1 year
I check back and I actually got two account lock notification emails - one from real cb, one from fake. Guy had an American accent and everything. Correctly predicted I would lock the account after the first call.
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@p_smurph
Smurph
1 year
Get a phone call from cb support about the lock, they tell me they got in through an app integration with TurboTax. Guy sends an email to unlock the account, and that's when I notice the shady url. Whole thing was fake.
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@p_smurph
Smurph
1 year
Just had a sophisticated phishing attack on my cb account. Got a phone call about an attempted change to the email on the account. I immediately go into the app and lock the account. Get an email about the lock.
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@p_smurph
Smurph
1 year
We got you bro
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@p_smurph
Smurph
1 year
My dad basically didn't have friends. He was friendly with coworkers and would hang out with them a few times a year, and he tolerated some of the dads from school in group settings, but otherwise spent 100% of his time with family or reading WW2 books. King.
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@p_smurph
Smurph
1 year
Every blunt rotation is a nightmare blunt rotation because I do not like marijuana 🫡
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@0xjawor
jawor
2 years
5th SCHIZO FOREIGN LEGION REGIMENT I am delighted to announce the Schizo Builders Association's inaugural public initiative manifested through the ethereal realm of Twitter Spaces. It will take place on 21.05 at 3PM UTC. We will traverse the hidden corridors of cyberspace
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@p_smurph
Smurph
2 years
Sitting on the floor is underrated
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@p_smurph
Smurph
2 years
Seems like there's a cadence to the runs: 1) BTC green dildo 2) Euphoria in meme coins while BTC continues to run 3) BTC dips, meme coins get crushed, and major alts have their turn to run
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@vampiremaxxing
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2 years
I'm not saying $WACD @WacDonaldsCorp is the next 100x... but I'm also not saying it can't be the next 100x neither
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@jopt404
jopt
2 years
@zhusu Everybody eats at WacDonalds, especially Miladys. $WACD @WacDonaldsCorp
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@p_smurph
Smurph
2 years
It's rainy and I wanna go home and unplug but $bcat is pumping
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@p_smurph
Smurph
2 years
The thing I don't like about this cycle is how fractured stuff is on all these L2 chains. You probably have good products launching in dying chains. Last time we were pretty much all on ETH for most of the cycle. Imo anything that's not ETH or SOL is a waste of time.
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@JoeBiden
Joe Biden
2 years
Just like we drew it up.
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@p_smurph
Smurph
2 years
2020 defi summer was so fun. I saw one project launch three different ponzi coins in a month.
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@juanlarrazabal
KOOLSKULL
2 years
Brush strokes guided by the father
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