Ethan!🫧
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a time capsule containing creatures from 2 million BCE
Joined July 2023
I didn’t change because you deserved a better me, I changed because I deserve a better me.
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Some times I want to message the DoorDash driver how much extra tip for free use of their throat.
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Don’t leave your girl alone with me or I’ll be feeding her cherries like usher by the end of the night.
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I wasted too many banger TikTok ideas sending snaps to people who didn’t appreciate them.
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If you have all my time how am I supposed to have time for me.
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I’m the type to send fine shyt home so I can play with my toys.
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Memory unlocked of that chick getting punched in the nose by that Jewish kid at the 8th grade graduation swim party.
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Locked outside cuz my parents caught me tongue kissing the dog :/.
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I like when shockwaves alt mode is so weird and ugly cuz he just doesn’t care what people think.
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I had a dream I went to an event hosted by the hawk tuah girl.
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I’m making it a goal to be the first guy to have a superion hit a 2 gram joint.
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