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alien

@fastestUFO

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unidentified flying retard

Joined November 2023

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alien

@fastestUFO

2 years

writing poety

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alien

@fastestUFO

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do you love me bitch

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alien

@fastestUFO

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dont ever make choices. they are bad

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alien

@fastestUFO

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i dont give a fuck how my steak is cooked. just do whatever the fuck you want to it

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It’s so gay when men are super particular about steak. Shut the hell up

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alien

@fastestUFO

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penis fish

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alien

@fastestUFO

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i lost my rizz in the war

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alien

@fastestUFO

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tazing and pepper spraying a woman for approaching me at a bar

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alien

@fastestUFO

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im too pregnant for this shit

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alien

@fastestUFO

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shawty aint even keep it real with me 🤦‍♂️

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alien

@fastestUFO

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making iphone keyboard stickers of my boner

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alien

@fastestUFO

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i ❤️ peace

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alien

@fastestUFO

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theyre saying im a spiritual pillar and a lighthouse of hope

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alien

@fastestUFO

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i must become strong

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alien

@fastestUFO

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i'll see you burn

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alien

@fastestUFO

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goodnight haters 🖕

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alien

@fastestUFO

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im the reason girls wake up with mysterious bruises

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alien

@fastestUFO

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im ignoring hitler tonight

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alien

@fastestUFO

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i wish i could do this

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alien

@fastestUFO

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lets all punish ourselves harshly tonight

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Lyme Disease Truther

@JohnFartScent

1 day

*Sinking in lava* What about 3 inches and melting … What about 2 inches and melting … What about 1 inches and melting

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alien

@fastestUFO

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when i reply to girls they delete the tweet and ask me not to do it again

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