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@fastestUFO
alien
1 year
writing poety
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i dont feel so good.
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unstoppable force fucks immovable object.
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10 hours
please enjoy a percocet.
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10 hours
hell nah bruh.
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all that matters is money and guns.
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11 hours
i wonder what the chinese think of me.
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@fastestUFO
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11 hours
can we hang out and not talk.
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13 hours
just walked into a bar and destroyed everyone with my fire powers.
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13 hours
can u chill ur scaring my slave.
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being horny is an illusion.
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@fastestUFO
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16 hours
im michael jordan.
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17 hours
a demon just entered me through a lightning bolt.
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18 hours
a pretty girl walking in front of me dropped a rose so i picked it up and gave it to her and she giggled and said thank you then i fell over and smashed my face on the concrete and all of my teeth came out then a piano fell of me.
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im chopped and i dont care.
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RT @poopswag34: Part time dishwashing job said they’re going forward with more qualified candidates.
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god created a new disease just for me ❤️.
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