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Joined November 2023
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@fastestUFO
alien
2 years
writing poety
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@fastestUFO
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i'm a pretty boy
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@fastestUFO
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14 hours
you are all disgusting
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@fastestUFO
alien
16 hours
can you shut the fuck up in a way that matters
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@fastestUFO
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18 hours
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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@fastestUFO
alien
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i dont even give a fuck about anything anymore im gonna start jacking off to pokimane
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@fastestUFO
alien
1 day
that has no bearing on whether or not im going to jack off in the woods after work
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@fastestUFO
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1 day
sorry for all the posts
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@fastestUFO
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1 day
twerking my life away
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@fastestUFO
alien
2 days
what a delightful day for murder
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@fastestUFO
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2 days
what do you mean its thursday tomorrow. what the fuck are you talking about
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fireworks are so cool i cant believe i was scared of them when i was a dog
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@fastestUFO
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sorry for being hateful i actually love everything
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@fastestUFO
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2 days
put something in your ass right now. why not? its wednesday afterall
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@fastestUFO
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just grip me by the balls and drag me around why dont you
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@fastestUFO
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2 days
getting my little guy out
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@fastestUFO
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sorry for smelling funny
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pretty much everyone is ugly
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jacking off vampire style
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3 days
sorry i dont talk to stupid bitches anymore
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im going to shit my fucking pants today
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