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@fastestUFO
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7 months
writing poety
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@fastestUFO
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love. love is missing from this evil world
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What's missing ?
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@fastestUFO
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2 months
who are all these fat retards
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after beefing for weeks the Costo boys have finally made Los Pollos say the iconic “Double Chunk Chocolate Cookie” phrase 😭😭
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@fastestUFO
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3 months
probably the most disgusting thing ive ever seen
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@fastestUFO
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2 months
theyre chinese
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What do you notice about women in China compared to women in the United States?
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@fastestUFO
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2 months
im fat as fuck and ugly
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2 months
@X293bqrst2 youre probably fat and retarded like them too
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@fastestUFO
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6 months
high as fuck not even skipping youtube ads just watching them the whole way through
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@Absolunar @Horned_Sphere most people wouldnt notice this
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@grundyxcx shut up man
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@fastestUFO
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3 months
everyone at the hangout thinks ur a retard. say something retard
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@fastestUFO
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7 months
Science girl These two mice having a quarrel in some soup
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These two mice having a quarrel in some soup
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@fastestUFO
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2 months
i am a 1 year old child and all i know is hate
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2 months
@d0llszd for being too awesome
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3 months
asshole
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@fastestUFO
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16 days
stop stimming for a second and fucking listen to me
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@fastestUFO
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7 months
old picture of my dad dreopping me off at alien school
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@fastestUFO
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3 months
cool
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@fastestUFO
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8 months
world's most expensive burger
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@fastestUFO
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10 days
this is probably funny af
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@fastestUFO
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6 months
my iq is so fucking low
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@fastestUFO
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2 months
a glass of wine with ice (?) and raspberries in a dog food bowl. they dont make boyfriends like this anymore. what happened to romance ❤️
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nicola 🍒
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i’m tanning and my boyfriend just brought me this
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@fastestUFO
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6 months
drunk as fuck saying retarded shit to people
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@fastestUFO
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7 months
a confident retard can do anything
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6 months
fuck my alien life
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@fastestUFO
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20 days
when will mcdonalds run out of burgers
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@fastestUFO
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6 months
the x in xbox stands for xbox
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@fastestUFO
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6 months
why do i have 3 seconds are you going to shoot me in the head
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@fastestUFO
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2 months
a lot of people are straight up retarded on here
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@fastestUFO
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3 months
my fat ass thought this was delicious poop
@K_theHermit
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ケブカブカブカブカガニ🦀🦀🦀🦀
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@fastestUFO
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7 months
i was about to stroke my shit but an angel stopped me
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@earthcurated
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Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description.
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3 months
hitting my bong idgaf if im prengnent
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1 month
my hero ❤️
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@fastestUFO
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11 months
police cant pull me over 1000000mph UFO speed
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@fastestUFO
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6 months
reasons why im single
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@fastestUFO
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5 months
glistening cigarette water for breakfast
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@fastestUFO
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3 months
do i look like chief keef to you bitch
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@headphoneemoji
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3 months
i’ve noticed recently that people tend to look like the artists they listen to
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@fastestUFO
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8 months
i used to talk to my girlfriend like this when i was 14 and my friends would make fun of me
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8 months
@fistofcraz well basically hes a guy but he looks quite feminine!
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@fastestUFO
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1 month
penis world
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4 months
good job retard. you just set womens basketball back another 50 years
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@fastestUFO
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1 month
i dont want to be retarded anymore i dont want to be retarded anymore i dont want to be retarded anymore i dont want to be retarded anymore
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@fastestUFO
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6 months
penis surgery didnt go well
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@fastestUFO
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2 months
congrats on being retarded i guess
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making my first psychiatric appt at 23🤓 wooooop
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@fastestUFO
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4 months
silence genius , a retard is talking
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@fastestUFO
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5 months
im so sick of my memory resetting every 10 minutes
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@fastestUFO
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10 months
it feels like something chinese is going to happen soon
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@fastestUFO
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7 months
im the only person on here who is really on this retard shit
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9 months
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8 months
why dont anybody on earth fw me
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@fastestUFO
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13 days
taking heroin and then fucking a gnome
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@fastestUFO
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6 months
whoever got my voodoo doll start dry humping that shit
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7 months
i have the iphone 1000000
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3 months
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my bitch wife is cheating on me with a man named dinky winklestein
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@fastestUFO
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9 months
i want to start my own country
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@fastestUFO
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10 days
sniff my pussy after not showering for a day and see if you still have this opinion
@nypost
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Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist
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@fastestUFO
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3 months
you love when cats get scared? okay hitler
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i love when cats do this
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my top artists
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8 months
will u be my no sex girlfriend
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this happened to me
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im in london getting fucked up on galaxy gas and getting stabbed
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@fastestUFO
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14 days
i implanted many eggs into her orally. she will be very pregnant soon
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Sabrina Carpenter makes out with alien at the #VMAs .
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@fastestUFO
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2 months
this app does the same fucked up crap to your brain that porn does
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this app is like a random retard generator
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@fastestUFO
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6 months
i will not reveal the location of my ufo to any of you
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wow
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2 months
one retarded individual can change the world forever
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@fastestUFO
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3 months
Men don’t want to work. We want to wake up next to the love of our lives, wake her up kissing her back, have a balcony in our bedroom so I can have my cafecito naked while the first rays of the sun kiss my skin, & spend the day writing poetry, laughing, dancing & buying flowers
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@fastestUFO
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3 months
just walked past a huge horse nest with a bunch of horse eggs in it
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@fastestUFO
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3 months
one of the most grotesque things ive ever seen
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obese kitten
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everyone is taking advantage of me because im retarded
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at what age is it acceptable to give up on love as a concept
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@fastestUFO
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sucks man
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My oil painting of an Uncrustable
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@fastestUFO
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watching old family videos
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@fastestUFO
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im 79 year old grandma but this app makes me smile every day
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2 months
my worm is growing
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playing with my little you know what
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@fastestUFO
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6 months
im not an art fan but this almost made me cry
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@fastestUFO
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2 months
fat piece of shit
@Catsillyness
smol silly cat
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Shes full
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@fastestUFO
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just coughed this thing up. fuck my chungus life
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the nazis invented spiongebob
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