Atul Khatri
@one_by_two
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A henpecked husband, a father, a comic & a writer who always orders his soup 1 x 2 even when eating alone.For bookings [email protected]
Mumbai
Joined April 2009
What I learnt this week : If your wife ever catches you red handed cheating and lying - make her sit down, speak to her for an hour and explain the 150-year journey of Vande Mataram, its origins, its history and how it has passed through many milestones.
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And where in Pune will be the HQ? Only Punekars can answer with the correct answer..
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Rs. 6.15 Lakh crore written off in the last 5 years, Finance Ministry in Parliament #ParliamentWinterSession2025 #ParliamentQuestions
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Andhbhakts trolling me like duffers not realising I just copy pasted Modijis tweet 😁😁
Birthday greetings to Smt. Sonia Gandhi Ji. May she be blessed with a long life and good health.
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*Goa nightclub co-owners ‘escape’ country from Delhi within hours of the fire that killed 25 in a case of murder by corruption and negligence * rupee is at an all time low * passenger misery continues, several IndiGo flights still cancelled * across country, winter pollution
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Birthday greetings to Smt. Sonia Gandhi Ji. May she be blessed with a long life and good health.
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Aditya Dhar makes Madhavan’s character in Dhurandhar (I.B. chief) instruct his junior to collect intel about fake currency infiltration in U.P. saying- it will be useful when UP has a nation-loving CM in future. Brother, be subtle when you lick boot. Wishing you tax-free status.
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As penalty #Indigo should give Veg Cheese Cucumber sandwich & box of salted cashew nuts free to all passengers for a month 🙌
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Jan subah ka bhoola chup chaap Shyam ko Ghar waapis aajaye ussey bhoola nahin kehnte...
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And it all started with teaching us how to do Yoga..
VIDEO | Delhi: Patanjali Group signs MoU with Government of Moscow for supply of skilled labour and wellness services. (Full video available on PTI Videos - https://t.co/n147TvrpG7)
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Today at Mumbai Airport - noticed this was the only Indigo flight getting ready to take off ❣️🙏
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With this #IndigoDelay fiasco - the only person who can send us safely and on time to our destination is Sonu Sood ❣️
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Many pastors, churchmen, seminarians and their families look forward to this time of preaching, teaching, and fellowship each year. Join us for the 2026 Confessional Conference as we consider “The Church: The Bride of Christ.” Meals, a free book, merch, and all sessions included.
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Aapko planes kahaan sey aaye suddenly?
Stepping up when it matters most. We are deploying 100 additional flights to ensure your travel plans remain uninterrupted. Committed to keeping India flying smooth. 🇮🇳 Read full story on The Economic times: https://t.co/zUgpnTvF6y
#flyspicejet #spicejet (1/2)
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I had tweeted this a year ago Indigo is not an Airline. Its a sandwich company
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The easiest way to resolve the entire flights cancellation saga is to postpone the implementation of the DGCA rules on pilot night landing restrictions and number of hours crew cab flight etc by 3 months Otherwise the holiday travel season will be deeply disrupted with
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As per Indigo Airlines press release, they will sort their issues out by Feb 10th 2026 🙄 WTF!! They control nearly 64% of the Indian Aviation sector! This is a national disaster. Something should be done urgently!
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Sebi just passed it's largest ever order against a #finfluencer! Who? Avadhut Sathe. It has impounded a sum of Rs 546 cr earned by Sathe from educational courses. Here's a deep dive into the order. But first a quick summary: 1) Sebi says that under the guise of courses live
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The plan was clean. The escape? Not so much. Midway City doesn’t play fair. Wishlist this 4-player coop heist FPS on Steam today.
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Today the quickest and cheapest way to reach Bengaluru from Mumbai is to take a Mumbai - Dubai - Bengaluru Emirates flight 🙌
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