Marshall Lloyd
@onbeinganimals
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Orcas have never killed a human in the wild. They could, but the choose not to every single day. They are also matriarchical. Learn more about their grace and about dogs eating peanut…
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Is this a job posting? You can get human help by hiring humans. #humansforhire #notarobot #captcha #human #animals #needhumanhelp #joke #nojoke #OnBeingAnimals
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I got lost in the Gaze of this lil' Bandit. You'd better believe that she Washed her Hands before eating! Sorta. Learn more about her kind in this episode of the On Being Animals podcast.…
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https://t.co/uz9kkexYI9 It looks cute, but trust me, it's Stanky and Ravenous. This fisher is a part of the weasel family and can go on…
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https://t.co/OCJSK6LWE0 What a Beautiful Spotted Fish Factory! It has toothy scales on its skin, live babies inside, and 3,000…
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Hopefully the next A will P the E. #EPA #environment
There was very good journalism on Scott Pruitt's shenanigans. Investigative reporting has now been at least partly responsible for the departures of Trump's EPA administrator, national security adviser, health secretary and staff secretary.
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Play lion games, win lion prizes
The weapons and body parts of alleged would-be rhino poachers were found at a game reserve—it appears that they were eaten by a pride of lions
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Previously on @scenepartners ...... Ryan: "I was the bread boy, I took bread to the tables" Xtina: "That was your only roll?" Is that funny?
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Dear @scenepartners , My friend would never fake a pregnancy to trap a partner in a relationship. However, she did pretend that God talked to her about them being together. Is dat cool?
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Goodbye and thanks for all the krill
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@Interior @NatlParkService Owl never stop finding you funny, @Interior! We're here to join the pun HOOTenanny!
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Mane-opaws?
Bridget the lion is 18 years old, and for most of her life has been mane free
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We're celebrating bats and all they do for humans: https://t.co/MCXvwIdmn3 🐛🦗Bats eat their body weight in insects 🍌🥑Bats pollinate 300+ species of fruit 👩🔬🔬Bats inspire medical marvels 🍹🍸Bats are essential to tequila #BatAppreciationDay
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That's how I act when the Sun Chips come out at a party. I try to play it cool, but once they are within reach, I stuff ma damn face and hope nobody saw. More bat stuff in episode 37 of the podcast: https://t.co/9xpYz1QsEN
#bats #flyingfox @SunChips #animals #podcast
Miss Alicia is a flying fox who was rescued in Australia after being hit by a car—but she's going to be just fine
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Woodpecker courting behaviour is not recommended for humans. I repeat: human head smashing is not sexy. Go to bed Karl. More info in this episode of the podcast: https://t.co/3ASAN4PDkU
#podcast #woodpecker #animalfacts #behave #concussion #birds #wildlife #listen #drumming
Woodpeckers offer a fascinating cast of drummers, as they try to proclaim a sound signal as far and as loud as possible. https://t.co/Sv5KaxCRSU
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Sparky, the bison that survived a lightning strike in 2013, died this week. He'll be missed. In memory of Sparky, the world’s toughest bison: https://t.co/Bdns1RlBuk Photo by Joanna Gilkeson/USFWS
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Dear @CelestialTea, is the lion visiting Madagascar with some zebra friends? Or do they have some sort of trade deal with the lemurs to bring tea to the mainland? Tasty either way. #lions #zebras #lemurs #tea #lionfreeislands
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Hot tip: when a butterfly says "I will feast on your tears", there's no need to be afraid #butterflies #turtles #iwillfeastonyourtears #gentlebutterflykisses
Unlike carnivores, who get sodium from meat, butterflies have to find other sources
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When your shoes aren't waterproof and you think you can make it across the mudflats without wrecking them. You never make it.
Have you ever seen a Western Grebe walking on land? Photographer @mick_thompson caught this bizarre and rare sight on camera. https://t.co/WmJFxDYHx6
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Open water estetician plucking a tencious curly. Didn't know this when we recorded the whale shark #podcast episode: https://t.co/2czfCM8YoC
#shark #whaleshark #animals #cormorant #science
Cormorants always feed by diving for fish, but no one had ever seen the bird go for a fish stuck to a whale shark
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