Democrats: “Why cant Republicans be respectable & civil like they were in 2012 with McCain and Romney?”. Republicans in 2012:

RT @RealAlbanianPat: Most gerrymandered states in US:

RT @tay_9220:

The things I love to see during these unfortunate moments is how everyone instinctively rushes over to help no matter the party, one of the few times partisans remember that we’re all just humans and we don’t entirely hate eachother.

ITS ELECTRIC, BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE.

Nicotine buzzed rn.

RT @aiden22theastr1:

RT @ShitpostGate:

Holy based.

Apparently you can’t buy butane fuel if you’re under the age of 18 for some retarded reason like bro I just got ID’d at Walmart 💀.

RT @Roubsss_: @ChatgptLunatics I wonder what did David do

Why do they hate the former senator from Alabama

RT @CheesePolk: @ChatgptLunatics Fuck you Alaska.

Takin’ care of business

Cindy Olson, Vice President of Human Resources at the Enron Corporation recommends employees invest their entire retirement fund in Enron stock one year before the company collapsed (December, 1999)

Forgot to show yall but I finished the Concorde

THEY FOUND OUT, I HAVE TO SHRED SOME DOCUMENTS.

RT @GamesEarlPwns:

Crazy how it’s only July of 2025 and we already know what both the nominees are gonna be in NC for next year.

Illinois Republicans get 47% of the vote. Under the Dem’s gerrymandered map, they get just 17% of the seats. This is not democracy.

Sometimes I lay awake at night and I think about you 💜