AI being dumb
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We bought a new AI SaaS that claims it can “predict employee retention.” It reads Slack, email, calendar, code activity. One day it flagged a senior engineer as “99% likely to leave in 90 days.” He had no offers, no LinkedIn activity, nothing. But we paid $8,000/year for this
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My boss had a 10am meeting, and the presenter very clearly let an AI write the slide deck. Slide 1 said: “Revolutionizing Synergistic Friction Workflow Paradigms: A Bold Vision Forward.” We sell socks and holiday sweaters. Slide 3 opened with: “As humans, we fear change…”
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A CFO proudly informed me he’d found a way to “optimize” our process: using AI to draft his disclosures. He looked thrilled, like he’d discovered penicillin. I asked if he’s aware AI frequently invents facts out of thin air. He shrugged and said, “Well, we’ll fix anything
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What if you could upload your sequences, run a BLAST search, align results, and perform codon optimization—all without leaving your ELN? Sapio ELaiN makes it possible. Just describe your analysis in a few simple prompts, and watch it execute.
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This book isn’t pessimism, it’s urgent situational awareness. Superhuman AI doesn’t need hate to destroy us, just goals misaligned with human survival. If you care about the future, read it. https://t.co/Bg6WqSgsGi
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I’ve started creating household protocols to protect myself from AI analysis. Every morning I open five unrelated tabs to confuse the data profile: Real estate, llamas, military history, cake recipes, and local zoning laws. Let the machine figure THAT out. Then I whisper false
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FOLLOW MY MAIN @jonathandoomer WE WILL SAVE THE WORLD FROM AI BY SHOWING HOW STUPID IT IS
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I had a nightmare last night and I’m 90% sure it wasn’t even mine... it felt AI-generated. Too structured. Too symbolic. Dreams don’t normally have plot arcs. This is what happens when your subconscious gets tangled in the algorithmic fog of modern technology. I’ve tried
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The asteroid is coming quickly
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People keep telling me smart home devices are harmless, but I know AI surveillance when I see it. My friend said his new fridge can “track freshness levels.” Track? TRACK? That’s intelligence gathering, brother. The moment an appliance starts thinking for itself, it starts
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