Old Hollow Tree
@OldHollowTree
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A father on a dirt road who loves his family, land, chickens, and bees very much. Writing about family, nature, and tradition.
New England
Joined November 2022
Good morning. Normally, these Sunday essays are for paid subscribers only. This essay however will remain free forever so that it may bring hope, joy, or solace to any parent navigating the good, green pattern.
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“I respect this gift” was the wrong thing to say here. Stiff. Unnatural. Alien. “Wow, thanks for the gun. I can’t wait to shoot something haha wow BANG! POW POW! Haha sick” would have been infinitely more endearing. Follow me for more free political consultancy.
Shawn Ryan gifts Gavin Newsom a California compliant SIG Sauer P365 X-Macro. @GavinNewsom.@sigsauerinc
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Whenever anyone writes about Culver’s, I misread it as “culverts” and get confused. Like damn I don’t know Sam, get a nice drink from the brook I guess. Watch out for trolls and weird fish or whatever.
I’m going to culvers for the first time. What should i get?.
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I’ll be honest. Everyone who follows me is shockingly beautiful or handsome. Just really great looking people all around. Good job everyone.
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Harvey is my friend and he should be busier than he is. 🔫.
WE ARE SLOW TODAY! Call the shop at 865-851-6100! YOU NEED A GUN!
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RT @QuetzalPhoenix: I'm over 6 foot and my mother loves me I'm sorry guys I just don't have it in me to hate women.
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No, we don’t know why it died. Chickens just die sometimes. Yes, I made sure she washed her hands after.
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My little girl found one of her chickens dead under the forsythia bush. “That’s ok. Sometimes chickens just die. When they do, we return them to the forest.”. Deep into the forest. Smart girl. Brave girl. Proud papa.
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“This chick has a bad leg and we need to rehabilitate it.”. (The chick is fine and very patient with her new veterinarian)
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Thank you for cheering me and my family on, for believing in our bees, for being kind. I am grateful.
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Listen, you get what you get.
I bet you have seen things out there. Things you cannot quite explain, things people will tell you do not exist. Most people who live in the country have. Names called from the wood line. Lights with no possible source. Claw marks that do not belong to any animal known or
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It is every man’s duty to wear his grandfather’s spooky-ass Pagliacci cellar clown outfit when he finds it.
Granddad hung this up in the brick cellar where he keeps the amontillado. I don’t know why.
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Ralphie Parker levels of justice.
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This excellent post made me wonder: if YOU had a significant amount of disposable income, what sort of philanthropy or patronage would you champion?
I officially declare myself a Patron Of The Arts. I am buying art created by humans like a fiend . Shill me your art.
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