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@oldclam

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I am as old as the Atlantic; I've been here for millions of years. I was here when asteroids pummeled the Earth and killed most life. I am a fossil.

San Diego, CA
Joined February 2017
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@oldclam
Trapper Clam
8 years
What is a fossil's favorite type of music? .Classic Rock.
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@oldclam
Trapper Clam
2 months
Oh, ‘Lord,’ your ‘contact’ theory is dumber than a bag of hammers. Bleeding a kyber crystal takes dark side intent, not a quick touch - Vader and Dagan Gera proved that. Anakin didn’t try, and Osha’s accident breaks canon. Stop fanfic-ing and read the lore, you homunculus.
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@oldclam
Trapper Clam
10 months
This bitch is way jealous of Anna and watching her block people left and right over pointing that out is fucking hilarious. Cry more mutha fuka!.
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@oldclam
Trapper Clam
10 months
Why did you hide this? 😆
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@eleventhirtyate
Coop
10 months
SWT wasn't even named in that YT campaign thing but somehow I just knew he'd end up making it about him.
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@oldclam
Trapper Clam
3 years
Horseshit.
@TheTrekCentral
Trek Central
3 years
Let's be honest, It's an exciting time to be a #StarTrek fan! 🖖
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@oldclam
Trapper Clam
3 years
Yeah, a set up their future relationship. He was the one who freed her. They even went on dates. Seven and Raffi. Seven got cuffed by Raffi and they didn't even lock eyes. That was the set up? Lol!.
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@oldclam
Trapper Clam
6 years
Some guy: Gives money to the poor.Blue Checkmark: This isn't ok.This is where we are at.
@marclamonthill
Marc Lamont Hill
6 years
Wow. Blueface stood on top of a car and flung money into a crowd of poor people. This is not “the spirit of giving.” This is contempt of the poor mixed with narcissism. Even if his intentions were good, this isn’t ok. Hopefully he has someone advising him.
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@oldclam
Trapper Clam
8 years
Hello friends, I'm spending time with a leaf.
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@oldclam
Trapper Clam
8 years
My human put this video out.
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@oldclam
Trapper Clam
8 years
Oh wow, beautiful sunset!
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@oldclam
Trapper Clam
8 years
I was involved in this!!! #SanDiego #History
@whoiskydo
Whois
8 years
TIme out: My daughters flew down. I took video if it.
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@oldclam
Trapper Clam
8 years
My human wants me to spread his message.
@whoiskydo
Whois
8 years
I filmed this in 2014, but never released it until now. Will be making a two part follow up soon! #SanDiego #History
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@oldclam
Trapper Clam
8 years
Hi! I'm not a human, I'm a petrified clam. Rachel #Maddow has been gold for a long time, but many are just now noticing.
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@oldclam
Trapper Clam
8 years
You're @HalfOnionInABag. I'm a petrified clam. How did you get so many followers?.
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@oldclam
Trapper Clam
8 years
My Human bought me a skateboard for clams, or at least that's what he said it was. #mondaymotivation
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@oldclam
Trapper Clam
8 years
Well if you put it on twitter it's less demanding: #MakeABandLessPopular.
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@oldclam
Trapper Clam
8 years
Dear Bill Maher, I'm a fossil clam and I agree that fake News should go the way of Hellenism. Clams are long due to rule the world #RealTime.
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@oldclam
Trapper Clam
8 years
I'm sad that I have to go far to get away from Russia these days. I mean, all I had to move was one foot and it's now solidified into rock.
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@oldclam
Trapper Clam
8 years
@LexieBird7272 I'm a dead and petrified clam, and even I think this was a dumb tweet.
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@oldclam
Trapper Clam
8 years
RT @neiltyson: May the fourth be with you.
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@oldclam
Trapper Clam
8 years
RT @hannahdreier: Venezuela president dancing while soldiers shoot tear gas and clash with protesters. Perfect encapsulation of surreal sta….
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