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@ohvelv
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now weโve got a blizzard warning? Iโll tell you right now if I ever see that groundhog Iโm killing it with my bare hands. iโll make what bill deblasio did look like childโs play
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What I look like naked is between me and my neighbor across from my window
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wallahi billahi tillahi i quit eating
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should be in bed with my cat watching sex and the city but instead im in jail
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sometimes iโm like, what is the point of all this ??? and then i hang out with the people i love, and for a brief moment, i see.
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we need non cancerous cigarettes to give to women so they look hot. men get the normal kind
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