*tunes guitar, leans forward to mic and clears throat* this one's dedicated to the really big seagull i saw in a mcdonald's parking lot. you're still on my mind, baby. you never left.

what if it was the long ride and everything was ok #thelongwalk #tlw #gavries

Me when i see a delicious sandwich

audhd is a joke what do you mean I'm outlining the pathogenesis behind art baker's bloody nose instead of sleeping bc I have a the long walk (2025) dir Francis Lawrence hyperfixation

Did I just get shot by an AR-15? Feels like it.

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Y’all mind if a white boy speaks a little Chinese?

Cop falling out the slide set to The Brutalist theme

bro last night was an adapted screenplay

who up mickeying they 17s #MICKEY17 #Mickey18

Mickey 17 you must dethrone Anora on letterboxd. Its reign as #1 cannot continue. Avenge nosferatu and cinema will be saved

I'm so glad Nosferatu (2024) won sexiest movie.

i think whoever directed lady gaga's abracadabra music video could make helluva boss and hazbin hotel enjoyable pieces of media

seeing nosferatu dethroned from #1 on letterboxd got me feeling like a swifty when tool released fear inoculum

it's obvious you can't differentiate Lovecraftian horror from Cronenbergian horror and you're making an absolute goddamn fool of yourself in front of the hoes

'The Witch' (2015) director Robert Eggers says his number one tip for screenwriters is don't put a goat in your film "You can't train a goat, the goat was a fucking nightmare"

To play TARS again

my capillary refill time rivals that of oil paint drying

Robert Pattinson better kiss himself in Mickey 17 or I will be calling my attorney

imagine if robert eggers wins sexiest film for nosferatu at the academy awards. he'll have TWO oscars for sexiest films, the other being the lighthouse (2019)

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