The wealthiest 1% hold 53% of ALL stocks. The top 10% hold 88.6% of ALL stocks. Every dollar these media companies don't give to a writer or actor, they hand to millionaires and billionaires. When you say actors and writers are spoiled, you're on the wrong side of history.

need to know what bra she’s wearing that looks good with that type of shirt . i’ve struggled with this all my life

When I realize we’re closer to the year 2050 than the year 1990.

Like I'm fine with the cost if you send us our order... But on what planet do we not get our food and your response is "here's a B1G1 coupon for later"? And is this old guac on a bed of beans and rice? This is the saddest, smelliest bowl ever.

But hey, Twitter, you couldn't have like... sent me an email that someone logged in from somewhere else? OR CHANGED MY USERNAME??

Sorry for any weird NFT spam — apparently this account was hacked. 😐 (All fixed now.) I'd say the entire thing was annoying af, but they did post two photos of wiggling cartoon butts pooping fire. So. That part was funny but everything else was annoying.

Hey @MichaelsStores... Are your Halloween prices supposed to be scary or is something wrong on your site? $2,000 for a "boo" sign? $1,000 for a light-up pumpkin? Something's got to be glitching, right? 😬

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a @SteaknShake, literally begging it to bring back the Caramel Apple Milkshake.

Leave it to Democratic leadership to bring a sing-along to a gun fight where Republicans are using Bazookas and Jet fuel to torch our rights.

Rewatching The Aristocats as an adult brings up a lot of questions — one of which is how is Edgar this bad at committing crime?

America. Where you take your kids to school and hope they don’t get shot and then go to work and hope you don’t get shot.

How is anyone talking about anything else right now?

The idea that an 18-year-old can walk into a store and buy assault weapons is just wrong. What in God’s name do you need an assault weapon for except to kill someone?

I’m a gun owner. Do not tell me our Founders conceived of this carnage when they wrote the Constitution. Do not tell me they would have tolerated this madness. Do not tell me that teachers must be armed. And do not tell me your AR15 is worth more than another 14 children’s lives.

@tedcruz This you? https://t.co/7vxOx8hQIs

If you are one of the spineless cowards held hostage by the gun-lobby and have been an obstacle to sensible gun reform, just shut the fuck up, right now.

It's very disturbing that a party that is willing to let women suffer & die to ensure fetuses are carried to term won't protect actual living children by restricting gun ownership in sensible ways.

School shootings are not fucking acts of nature, like hurricanes and tornadoes. They're man-made acts of inaction, of cowardice, of corruption by all lawmakers who refuse to pass laws PROVEN BY DATA to stop preventable, senseless shootings like in Uvalde.

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