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ok dad | sorta decent husband | retired 11b/37f vet | it nerd | liberty | #shoegaze #postpunk #punk #genx #zipzap

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@offb_alan_ce
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wtf?!
@DansForSenate
Paul Dans for US Senate
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LINDSEY GRAHAM UNRAVELS at Pro-Life Dinner in S.C. 🚨Drunk on power, slurring and threatening to KILL in the name of…PRO-LIFE? On a 5-day bender 😳 and appearing manic at the prospect of bombing Iran, Gaza, Cuba, Venezuela, Russia etc., he “mauled” pro-life guests demanding
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@offb_alan_ce
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man, i fucking feel this...
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@offb_alan_ce
alan...
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i want you to find it
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@offb_alan_ce
alan...
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this is actually true
@jatinkrmalik
jatin
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The reason why RAM has become four times more expensive is that a huge amount of RAM that has not yet been produced was purchased with non-existent money to be installed in GPUs that also have not yet been produced, in order to place them in data centers that have not yet been
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@offb_alan_ce
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"U.S. District Judge Arun Subramanian, who was nominated to the bench by President Joe Biden..." You won the Presidency, and the have a conservative majority in the House, Senate, and Supreme Court, and this auto pen mother fucker is still wiping his ass with all of you...
@StephenM
Stephen Miller
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Federal district court judge rules taxpayers must fund infinite refugee daycare scams. This is not a legitimate system. This is not democracy.
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@offb_alan_ce
alan...
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this is the equivalent of a toddler interrupting an adult conversation to dance around and of course as adults we're going to affirm the toddler's antics...
@not_rekt_11
Dark Side
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All it takes is one, to completely destroy something so beautiful.
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@offb_alan_ce
alan...
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"indians to shit all over..." that's it. enough said. you win the argument.
@vengeancetrlgy
ven 벤
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the qrts crashing out 😭 so its okay for indians to shit all over koreans every other month for the way they do weddings, calling them uncultured and comparing them to funerals, but when a korean gives the same attitude back suddenly everyone’s shocked?
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@offb_alan_ce
alan...
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me. a genius.
@dezgoldie
Goldie
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People who MUST park backwards every time they park is a very interesting psychological profile.
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@0xAlaric
Alaric The Barbarian
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While this shooting was completely justified, I do believe ICE should start slaughtering liberals for no reason at all
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@offb_alan_ce
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lel.
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@offb_alan_ce
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lol
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@offb_alan_ce
alan...
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stop kink shaming me
@bizlet7
Bizlet
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Is the 5 foot tall Mexican woman screaming at you part of the humiliation ritual of boot camp now?
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@sofmagpublisher
Soldier of Fortune Magazine
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Seth Harp: We have been trying to reach you for comment on your now deleted post where you doxed a US SOF commander. Pls tell us the best way to contact you. ~Susan Katz Keating, publisher, Soldier of Fortune. @sethharpesq @SKatzKeating
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@WatcherontheWeb
The Watcher On The Web
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Hey @HBO and @VikingBooks I think you have MAYBE 1 hour, tops, to sever your relationship with @sethharpesq or I predict things get VERY harry for your businesses Tick Tock
@UncleJoshTalks
Uncle Josh
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@WatcherontheWeb Everyone needs to let @HBO know that this type of behavior is not something they want from a partner (or whatever the relationship is)
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@4nt1p4tt3rn
4nt1p4tt3rn 🏴‍☠ Appalachistan Wolf Lodge #47
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I think it's time to boycott @HBO @StreamOnMax @VikingBooks until they get the message loud and clear that we will not tolerate payoffs to communist anti-American twatwaffles.
@WatcherontheWeb
The Watcher On The Web
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Hey @HBO and @VikingBooks I think you have MAYBE 1 hour, tops, to sever your relationship with @sethharpesq or I predict things get VERY harry for your businesses Tick Tock
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@offb_alan_ce
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@tonyrigatonee
Tony Rigatoni
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We literally bullied Vivek off twitter
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@offb_alan_ce
alan...
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LMFAO what a dork
@richimedhurst
Richard Medhurst
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This is probably the least of it.. but covering his eyes and ears to deprive him of his senses is a war crime - something the Americans do all the time. And taking a photo of a detainee to humiliate them or to satisfy public curiosity is also a Geneva Convention violation.
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@bumbadum14
bumbadum
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In warhammer 40k there is a faction called “ork” that derive its power from belief. Orks paint a starship red because they think it’ll make it go faster, and if enough of them believe it then it does. The financialized American economy is largely the same. The value of a
@will__ye
will ye
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our founding eng was vibecoding during dinner but claude got stuck so our waitress had to help him debug 😭😭😭 only in sf
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@offb_alan_ce
alan...
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you sure?
@ConceptualJames
James Lindsay, anti-Communist
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It's a really safe bet that it wasn't Jews.
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@offb_alan_ce
alan...
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*checks pay stub fuck, they already took out the taxes over 64% of filers got a refund in 2024. good luck with that...
@remarks
Remarks
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene says a "nationwide tax strike" is coming.
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