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Michigander šŗšø in Germany. Preferred by the fifth dentist. The chosen one of choosey moms. Weich aber unfair.
Wolfsburg, Germany
Joined December 2017
I thought people were saying āvollkorn Rechtā instead of āvollkommen Rechtā for longer than Iād care to admit.
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Long time no post. Anyone on Blue Sky? I'm: @igeleyedeagle.bsky.social
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Also, the lady who did the damage can't speak German so the poor old lady was doing her best to speak to them in English. And the entire time the trashy lady is screaming that the police will be on her side...uh...
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There's something very funny about them sitting around waiting for the police while middle-aged German men occasionally go by on their rented electric scooter.
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The trashy people who were driving a remote-controlled car around at 11:30 PM last night are now picking a fight with a VERY old lady outside because they illegally parked and it damaged the old woman's car. What kind of place did we move into? šš
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I like our new apartment more than our old one, for the most part, but I feel like we should have seen the āplaygrounds between every buildingā as the foreshadowing it clearly was. We canāt have windows open while working, because of the constant shrieking of children. š
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For the most part, my fyp on TikTok is solid, but it insists on showing me, "smug Western European with a superiority complex commenting on a video of young Americans who are abroad for the first time" videos, no matter how often I hit "not interested".
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Why did I agree to meet someone for coffee today š„² in a country without air conditioning ššš
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Germany desperately needs Halloween to gain in popularity. We NEED a buffer holiday.
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The location is also right next to where the local, unemployed day drinkers like to hang out, so Iām interested to see how long this restaurant lasts.
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Very ambitious of the new $70 minimum per person restaurant in Wolfsburg to have 3 times the seating of the popular, reasonably-priced restaurants already in the city.
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Every time I see the āgirl dinnerā videos on TikTok all I think is, āthatās just Abendbrotā.
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Is the American flag in black-and-white a symbol used by the far right? Thereās a student with it as a patch on his backpack at my university (in Germany), and Iām not getting clear answers from googling.
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It is 24 c (76 F) and there are people walking around with coats on. Not jackets. Coats. How do they survive the winters here???
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Der arme Till wollte nur ein bisschen Kaffee und Kuchen und dann kommt da die bƶse Frau und bringt ihm reihenweise junge Frauen um sie unter Drogen zu setzen und mutmaĆlich zu missbrauchen. Die Berichterstattung Ć¼ber die Causa #Rammstein ist fast noch schlimmer als die VorwĆ¼rfe.
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Iād like to find something like a board game group. There was one in WOB pre-Corona, but I didnāt join because my German wasnāt good enough at the time. Now that it is, they donāt seem to meet anymore. š„²
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Starting to realize Iām going to have to force myself to enjoy āsportā (in the German sense of the word) if I want to make friends as an adult š„²
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Life hack: if someone in Germany crosses a road and there are no cars nearby, simply leave them be ā¤ļø
Always watch out for "life hacks" that are actually "fun new ways no one has ever thought to be an asshole before."
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I havenāt really gone anywhere since we returned from France a few days ago, so I guess I was still riding that high of being somewhere modern and flew too close to the sun today. š„²
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Tried to pay with a card and was asked, ādonāt you have cash?ā in an admonishing tone. Who says time travel isnāt real? Just come to Germany!
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