RT @BobGolen: I've borrowed so much money from so many people that no one wants to be my friend anymore. I'm loanly.

i ask for my drinks without whip cream at starbucks idk i think it’s too surface level for my taste.

blaming someone for letting a mosquito in the car, when it was more likely your fault, is like when somebody eats a good amount of fries from the entire box, and when you get home to eat, they say okay we each got our own fries, and they take the fry box with the most fries.

when there are no leaves in fall that’s because you can’t afford to leave when the weather gets cold the more together you are the warmer you can be.

RT @BobGolen: I'm not saying I'm handsome, but that cashier keeps checking me out.

i want to uber eats my local high school lunch to my pad.