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California exile. Safety Third.

Farmington Hills, MI
Joined January 2012
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@nwsayer
Nick Sayer
6 years
This is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed tweet is commemorated here.
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@nwsayer
Nick Sayer
14 hours
When, exactly, were the gloves on?.
@RollingStone
Rolling Stone
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“Now for the next 10 months, the gloves are off.".
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@nwsayer
Nick Sayer
14 hours
I would like to run the experiment of having a host who actually just told funny jokes rather than being an abrasive scold.
@BridgetPhetasy
Bridget Phetasy
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They’re all next. Late Night is dead.
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@nwsayer
Nick Sayer
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RT @jtLOL: What gives you the right to say that?.
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@nwsayer
Nick Sayer
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There are two paths to WNBA profitability;. 1. Play better basketball overall. Find and recruit more Clarks and stop beating the shit out of them. 2. Play in bikinis. Either will work. But understand that the NBA was once in this same boat and only had one of those options.
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@nwsayer
Nick Sayer
2 days
No one is as dumb as all of us.
@JohnDCook
John D. Cook
2 days
We don't train AI on data from the world. We train it on words people have said about the world. A stream doesn't rise higher than its source.
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@nwsayer
Nick Sayer
3 days
I can’t wait for it to go full Elmo.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
3 days
We’re going to make Baby Grok @xAI, an app dedicated to kid-friendly content.
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@nwsayer
Nick Sayer
3 days
There were only ever three late night hosts worth a damn: Carson, Letterman and O’Brien.
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Nick Sayer
3 days
Just waiting for Mamdani to propose taking a Great Leap Forward.
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@nwsayer
Nick Sayer
4 days
I’ll bet you a dollar this guy is in favor of open borders.
@bumbadum14
bumbadum
4 days
It should make you sad that the regional cultures of America are being lost and homogenized.
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@nwsayer
Nick Sayer
4 days
RT @neontaster: I compiled a list of every political figure (not including journalists and pundits) that appeared on Stephen Colbert's show….
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@nwsayer
Nick Sayer
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“Capitalism isn’t working for a very large part of the [US] population.”
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@mattfahrner
Matt Fahrner
5 days
@HistoryBoomer But are you going to do anything to help (endorse?) labor collectives or say unions? I ask because Capitalism as it stands, at least in the US, isn't working for a very large part of the population, and making much of the rest miserable. Or do you stand with the status quo?.
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@nwsayer
Nick Sayer
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Colbert’s next move is to announce he is transitioning and then join The View.
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Nick Sayer
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You can have the best hardware, but it doesn’t matter because Android is ass.
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Nick Sayer
4 days
If she was one of those hyphenated ladies, then was she really committed to her marriage in the first place?.
@PopBase
Pop Base
6 days
Astronomer CEO Andy Byron’s wife removes his last name from her Facebook profile, following viral video of his alleged affair with colleague Kristin Cabot at a Coldplay concert.
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@nwsayer
Nick Sayer
5 days
“Points” are a scam.
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@nwsayer
Nick Sayer
5 days
What will actually happen is that ratings will actually matter to NPR/PBS stations in a meaningful way. And they will have to at least pay lip service the same way Bezos has to at WaPo because he’s tired of losing money.
@JHWeissmann
Jordan Weissmann
6 days
My guess is that defunding NPR is ultimately going to leave behind a fairly large national media organization that moves further left as it becomes even more reliant on donors.
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@nwsayer
Nick Sayer
6 days
This is the problem with the Internet: it’s impossible to tell the difference between people who are just stupid and people who are lying.
@DanielTurnerPTF
Daniel Turner
7 days
Rural and tribal communities cannot plug in a TV and get PBS like it’s 2008. There is no free TV signal. Obama eliminated it at the behest of the cable companies. So this is just a lie.
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@nwsayer
Nick Sayer
6 days
Yes, but in Point Loma you really didn’t need it.
@mrmikeMTL
Mr. Mike
7 days
Did anyone grow up without air conditioning?.
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@nwsayer
Nick Sayer
7 days
This is how you get to raise Quasimodo.
@gunsnrosesgirl3
Science girl
9 days
A nanobot helping a sperm with motility issues along towards an egg. These metal helixes are so small they can completely wrap around the tail of a single sperm and assist it along its journey.
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@nwsayer
Nick Sayer
8 days
The replies here…
@elmo
Elmo
8 days
Thank you for being kind to Elmo and all the people in your neighborhood. Elmo loves you.❤️.
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