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So basically dialysis with extra steps
Simon Cowell says he’s ‘aging backwards’ thanks to a blood-rinsing procedure that rinses and filters his blood before sending it back into his body. The procedure draws blood, spins it to separate and remove certain elements, and then returns it to the body. “I go to this
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Funniest thing I have seen today 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 Which one is swollen gland 🤣🤣🤣
Nurse Practitioners can treat you for: - Acute chest infection, asthma or COPD - Conjunctivitis, sticky discharging eye, sty, eye infections/allergies - Diarrhoea, constipation, piles - Dizziness, giddiness, unusual headache - Earache, swollen glands
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Orthopedics 🤣🤣🤣
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Same
I actually cancelled my pro ChatGPT subscription last week. I now use Gemini and Grok.
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Definitely Ariana Grande's own. She needs the money more, she's passing through alot
you get 2000$ for each concert you WOULDN'T go to. how much money do you have😭?
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You aren't wrong, surgeons are demigods
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Won't still stop the inevitable from happening 🤧
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You will never forget that day in your life
Please what does it mean if they separate you from the others like this!!
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Sometimes I just sit and randomly say “God, thank you for letting me pass pediatrics in one piece”. Terrible times walahi
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If na MBBS XY e for don collect extra call.
I don’t know which of these was funnier 1. An HO telling me her boyfriend is ill and she has to take care of him so I’m on my own for the night shift or 2. Another HO telling me she has to do her laundry so decided not to come to work. Both without prior communication. Second
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He should start with doing DNA test on the 3 children
Should the husband save her life or let her face the consequences? Drop your advice ⬇️
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I will say it again, we need to keep sacking managers until we find the right one.
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Chief the hospitals on the portal are in places plagued with insecurity and banditry. 🤧🤦
There are 114 accredited housemanship Centres in Nigeria. Paying for HJ slot is a choice! Meanwhile, the system being terrible includes the medical graduate paying and the person receiving. You can't be talking about the bad system and your finger only points at the one asking
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Bandits and mother in law
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Why not No be my pikin again.
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Most, if not all of the federal hospital in Southern Nigeria requires you paying money 🤦 It's very disappointing
Dear house officers, is this true? Do you pay 1 million naira to get house job spots?
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Honestly, every dev should always take advantage of "early returns". It's a simple pattern with some important benefits: - it prevent the function from doing unnecessary work (early exit) - you can return results early as soon as the conditions are met - the function becomes
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