if I tip at self checkout does it pay me

im a proud tesla employee. do i work 13 hour days? yes. is my job to keep elon from biting wires? sure. do i have to bring a bucket of decoy wires to throw him off the scent of important ones? you bet. was the guy before me impaled by a forklift? legally i cant say. nevertheless,

"I can't believe they just let a billionaire buy Twitter." -media person who works for a company owned by a billionaire

Chance favors only the prepared mind.

Drop the mic, Ukrainian style. There’s a video of Putin's hand passing through a microphone. It’s a possible sign that tapes of him and other people are being recorded separately using Chroma keying technology. President Zelensky laughed at this without saying a word

"It isn’t 10,000 hours that creates outliers, it’s 10,000 iterations." @naval

I'm a lifelong @EdmontonOilers fan but if they sign Kane I don't know how I can cheer for them anymore. I know they're desperate but some things are more important than skill 🤦

“The reading of all good books is like a conversation with the finest minds of past centuries.” -René Descartes

Today is all about product marketing core competencies. What do product marketers NEED to be good at? The @PMMalliance is a great place to help build every skill I’m going to list here, but I’ll also provide some other resources to help Most important 🧵 of the week below

"If you haven't read hundreds of books, you are functionally illiterate and you will be incompetent because your personal experiences aren't broad enough to sustain you." General James Mattis

Most successful people are people you've never heard of. They want it that way.

This keeps me up at night.

Building this was a lot of fun. I ❤️ @bubble

Ever wonder how much time ⏳ and money 💸 your organization could be saving with Bananatag? 🤔 Introducing, The ROI calculator! Discover the value Bananatag can offer by providing your team with more efficient tools and reducing email overload: https://t.co/pw0gr0egJg

New profile pic, who dis? 👀 ICYMI: We are merging with @StaffbaseHQ! 🎉 Together, we're becoming the world’s leading #InternalComms software company. Find more info on how we’re growing here: https://t.co/mzUQj05IaU

If only there was a product designed to reduce email overload for your organization 🤷🏻‍♂️

Ever wonder how easy it is to redesign an email in Bananatag? Watch my friend Kyla give it a whirl

Most successful people are people you've never heard of. They want it that way.

Yahoo! 🎉 We are officially SOC 2 certified! SOC 2 is an auditing procedure that certifies we securely manage data to protect the interests of our organization and the privacy of our clients. To celebrate, we sent our people some very "SOC(K)" compliant Banantag socks:

the first thing our new hire did was fix a bug that's been bugging him forever as a user prior to joining. he then breathed a sigh of relief and submitted his two weeks' notice. wtf??