notytony
@notytony
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Brevity is the soul of wit, vit is the soul of brevities. (Views are personal.) Check out Leftover Lasagne podcast
India
Joined July 2008
Just learned today that Strategy is actually short for Stratopadhyay.
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How do you tell apart a pet parent from a parent of human children?. Only one of these will tell you their kid is annoying af.
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RT @bnp_cricket: We’re up with ep 173: The Super Intent of the Superintendent Makes a Nation Believe. Catch @notytony @knittins @peegeekay….
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Hahaha I’m always believe myself (fuck Jassi bhai) 😂. What a champ, Siraj ❤️.
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Yaar this Akashdeep. Did all the hard work and can’t even convert a 50 into a 100. Fed up.
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RT @Sporty_Baba: Gauti in press conference - "This team wants to fight for the common man back home.". Bhai tu thoda chill ho jaa. Hum log….
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Folks, if you’re watching cricket on Hotstar, Ronth has just come out. It has a happier ending than whatever you’re watching now.
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Journalism of courage:. Sorry, but we can’t find what you were looking for right now. 💯. No notes.
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RT @bnp_cricket: Please don't believe random rumours that Bits and Pieces died in grief following Lord's. We managed to survive. We will e….
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RT @beastoftraal: A man yearning for his feminine side in a jewellery advertisement? That's precisely what Mohanlal pulls off with ease her….
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Many thanks to the consistently wonderful @prashantdptweet and match winning player @harishenoy for helping me bring this alive.
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Wrote one short story. Fiction is new to me, but enjoyed writing this. Read no? The Washing Machine.
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RT @bnp_cricket: We’re not saying the B&P Jinx is real, but it’s getting very very hard to argue against it 😭
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RT @JimmyNeesh: Kids, don’t take up sport. Take up baking or something. Die at 60 really fat and happy.
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RT @jinoyjosep: Reputed production house is looking for an Assistant Screenwriter who can type Malayalam fast, knows the ropes of screenwri….
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RT @_DailyObserver: When stokes got hit in the groin, he recovered quickly cause the balls were in nasser's mouth.
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RT @MonsieurJudge: Say what you like about Crawley but he does give hope to a lot of young kids out there with multimillionaire fathers.
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We may have lost Norman Tebbit, but Zak Crawley reminds us of the fabled English resourcefulness & guile that saw us outsmart the Nazis at Normandy. If Churchill were alive today, he’d have asked."Who is the second person in my team?" because Zachary would have been the first.
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