Jimmy Neesham
@JimmyNeesh
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Kids, don’t take up sport. Take up baking or something. Die at 60 really fat and happy.
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Job finished? I don’t think so.
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Dear Indian cricket fans. If you don’t want to come to the final anymore then please be kind and resell your tickets via the official platform. I know it’s tempting to try to make a large profit but please give all genuine cricket fans a chance to go, not just the wealthy ❤️ 🏏
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That hurts. Hopefully there’s a day or two over the next decade where I don’t think about that last half hour. Congratulations
@ECB_cricket
, well deserved.
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Suggestion: Every player gets their waist height measured pre-tournament then Hawkeye just tells us whether a full toss is below or above that mark 😂
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Thank you to all the supporters that came out today. We could hear you the whole way. Sorry we couldn’t deliver what you so badly wanted.
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Coronavirus free NZ! Congratulations everyone 😁
Once again those great kiwi attributes: planning, determination and teamwork do the job 🎉
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“Sorry guys I didn’t really want to do that but it’s my job so I kinda had to.”
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Everyone send me their best GIF of Boulty falling over in the field tonight please 😂😂😂😂😂
@mipaltan
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Here’s the thing a lot of you don’t seem to understand: I would rather get a golden duck taking an option that gives my team the best chance of winning, than get a not out taking an option that preserves my personal record 🤷♂️
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Hahahahahaha
Wait for Sanga’s entry 😂
#RoyalsFamily
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#IPL2022
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@yuzi_chahal
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@JimmyNeesh
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@SHetmyer
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@KumarSanga2
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@ashwinravi99
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@IamSanjuSamson
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Averaging 18.5 striking at 90 doesn’t win many matches either 😂😂😂😂
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Absolutely outstanding 👌👌😂
It doesn't matter what the rules say.
You've got to give this out for the pure AUDACITY 🤯😂
Sent in by Kiran Tarlekar
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It’s been a hell of a month to be a kiwi born allrounder that’s not me 😂
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A lot of people in my mentions seem to believe that if you type something out, then screenshot it, it magically becomes a law of cricket.
Twitter amazes me sometimes 😂
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Twitter loves shitting on people but when you shit on them back then they don’t like it anymore 😂😂😂
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When he’s at 100% Hardik really is a pretty amazing cricketer.
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And by what a Test I mean what a last day, didn’t watch a single ball of the rest of it 😂
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Next on the agenda: Better binoculars for the Ice spotters on the Titanic
JUST IN: ICC scraps boundary count as a way to decide results of semi-finals and finals in ICC events.
Henceforth, if a Super Over is tied, it will be repeated until one team has more runs than the other.
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Why do opposing teams keep making Jonny Bairstow angry lol, he gets 10x better.
Give him a gift basket each morning, let him know you’re having his car valeted while he’s batting. Anything to keep him happy 😂
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Think Jadeja might be a chance at man of the match here 😳
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Even my mum wouldn’t have voted for me
Ishan's swashbuckling innings earns him the
@UshaPlay
Paltan's Player of the match 💙
#OneFamily
#MumbaiIndians
#IPL2021
#SRHvMI
#UshaInternational
#UshaPlay
@ishankishan51
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👏👏👏👏
Hopefully this moment will win “
@ICC
Spirit of the Year” award for
@CricketNep
.
@CricketBadge
was spot on with his comments in the commentary box.
A moment to cherish for
@Sandeep25
. Well done
#Cricket
@cricketireland
#OmanCricket
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@momocricket
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Dave Gordon, my High School teacher, coach and friend. Your love of this game was infectious, especially for those of us lucky enough to play under you. How appropriate you held on until just after such a match. Hope you were proud. Thanks for everything. RIP
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Woke up to another 100 tweets about how I should’ve lost the World Cup semifinal 4 years ago. MS must’ve scored some runs again 😂😂😂
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So proud of this group of men. 5 years ago this result would have been unimaginable. Enjoy tonight lads!
@blackcaps
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I’ve had the pleasure of watching some pretty special players up close during my career. The absolute highest tier: Williamson, McCullum, Pollard.
I’m adding Buttler tonight.
@rajasthanroyals
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When you’ve been through what I’ve been through you just get a bit numb 😂
What is the secret behind this totally unperturbed reaction
@JimmyNeesh
? Bored of too many last ball finishes?
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I’m coming but I’m stuck behind this bloody cargo ship
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Why hate someone for the pronunciation of names they’ve never heard before when there are so, so, so many better reasons to hate them?
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If Tommy Latham gets a ton here India might go back to refusing to use DRS at home 😂
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Wishing
@benstokes38
all the best for his time away from the game. Probably a timely reminder that, no matter how resilient or ‘mentally tough’, the last couple of years have been challenging for everyone for many different reasons. Be a little kinder to each other :)
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Just saw a replay of the last over. I think it needs to be said: for an over of 6 Yorkers that is almost perfect from Mohit. First 4 were pinpoint and balls 5 and 6 missed by maybe 6 inches.
Goes to show the “just bowl Yorkers” crowd that death bowling doesn’t work like that.
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How gooooooooood
WE'RE INTO THE
@cricketworldcup
FINAL!
@JimmyNeesh
gets the final wicket, caught behind by Latham. We're off to the
@HomeOfCricket
!
#INDvNZ
#BACKTHEBLACKCAPS
#CWC19
@PhotosportNZ
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Wow, great news to wake up to! Excited for what lies ahead this winter 😁
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I love the contrast between the Aussies and us. Smith has a bat sticker of his multi million dollar mattress investment. Jeety has a bat sticker of the accounting firm he works for in the winter 😂
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I’m not gonna say it’s the worst thing I’ve ever done… but it’s the worst thing I’ve ever done
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If there’s one thing that Boult and Mitchell have shown over the last 2 weeks it’s that the best preparation for a Test series in England is actually sitting in Mumbai having 4 coffees a day and listening to my absolute garbage ☕️
#ENGvNZ
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This game is so stupid lol
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If you nick off it’s outswing, if you get bowled it’s inswing.
Hii!!
@JimmyNeesh
How To Identify Either The Bowler Is Going To Bowl Outswing Or Inswing?
#AspiringBatsman
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I would bloody hope so, you’ve got about 200 times more people 😂
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When your mrs can’t find the tv remote so she makes you stand up but there’s nothing there
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MI's strategy: sign fast bowlers whose names start with the letter J 😁
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A lot of people tweeting me saying I got the saying “paper, scissors, rock” wrong.
Two points:
Firstly, cultures differ widely, so sayings are likely to have subtle differences based on what region you grew up in. It’s not a big deal.
Secondly, you’re all wrong you idiots
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Oh my god no glove that’s insane
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I’ve always found it weird that people think abusive sledging from the crowd to players is totally acceptable as long as it’s not racist. I’ve signed autographs for kids on the boundary while grown men behind them scream that I’m an F’ing C and everyone else laughs. It’s bizarre.
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Why’d you have to ruin a great tweet
@surya_14kumar
???
His T20I batting strike rate of 165.84 is only bettered by Suryakumar Yadav among players from full member nations 🔥
Happy birthday to hard-hitting New Zealand allrounder,
@JimmyNeesh
! 🎉
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Very hard to swallow something like tonight. The belief that we could win this competition was always evident in the
@lionsdenkxip
. Even afterwards it feels more like disbelief than disappointment. Thanks to all the fans even though you weren’t there. Next season, I promise 👊
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“I think I should bat higher”
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I think it would be fair to say that Devon Conway is quite good at cricket.
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Delicious!
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Probably Breaking Bad
#IndvAus
2013, 7 ODI series is my favourite bilateral series of the Decade. What is your favourite series of the Decade?
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Hey
@Qantas
, it’s day two of having no bags after flying home. Your man at the baggage desk said: “don’t bother calling because nobody will answer.”
So I guess I’ll just keep asking on here 😊
Any progress?
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I hit him for a six today and he only got me out 9 times so there’s definite improvement
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“It’s Levi-ohhh-sa, not Levio-sahhh”
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I’ve always known Steve Waugh’s Aussies were good but 4.5 🤯🤯🤯🤯
Virat Kohli finishes as one of the most successful captains to play Test cricket 👏
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Thanks for all the advice. Figure out where the ball is, then run. Gotcha 👍
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