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Back like umqolo. Cars, Culture and Music|Drake fan. SATIRE🇿🇦

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Joined October 2025
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I'm back with a vengeance. This time it's personal. SA's most cultured has returned.🔥
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“Hit the oil rig.” 😭👌🏾
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@MarvelStudios Marvel realising they can just bring back old actors instead of hiring new people
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@Sjava_atm
Sjava indlalifa
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Nginayo
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Mandy with good hair
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@Sjava_atm Uythenga nini I McLaren
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@NICKIMINAJ follows me. When you’re big. You’re big
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My only competition is M3😍
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You can’t park the car there😭
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2 years
Please educate me. What does Beverly Tlhako do for a living?
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Almost 10k likes. I'm BACK😭
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@MarvelStudios Marvel realising they can just bring back old actors instead of hiring new people
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@ChrisExcel102 SA is clear https://t.co/RwUELjltJb
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No. It’s too much now😭
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No. It’s too much now😭
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Steals my tweet word for word then blocks me. I’ve made it 😭
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THERE IS LITERALLY NO FUCKING WAY BRO @suayrez
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OG Twitter users. What are the top 5 days on this app?
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Family Matters is aging like Lucy Liu
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THERE IS LITERALLY NO FUCKING WAY BRO @suayrez
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This is like when certain people say they tweet for passion😂
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Sophie Rain
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i don’t have OF, i don’t sell, i just post for the love of the game baby
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“South Africa lacks tall gents” Meanwhile them😭:
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mommy sha
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South Africa lacks tall gents 💔
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No man. Kwenzekani eNigeria?
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YL_IN_LAGOS
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Just capturing the Lambo then mama walked in she is so pretty❤️
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https://t.co/c0UjlAy9cb
@NICKIMINAJ
Nicki Minaj
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Jealousy is a disease. Die Slow
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Is the friend single queen? @akreana_
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Keabetswe🌬
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Wayi, lebala❤️‍🔥
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I’m speaking of every South African when I say We support any nation that play Nigeria 😭😭😭
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