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Another W and another good tilly for the huskies!
#notekeuprisonleague
This one from
@tzakky21
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SUNDAY FUNDAY WARNING!! Huskies kick off round two of provincials at home vs. Foam Lake 6pm. Nutrien Morse has sponsored a guaranteed $500 50/50. Sunday funday specialist
@Derek_Thomas13
will be recalled for the game from his Southern conditioning stint.
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New:
-Avonlea winning before X-mas
-Assiniboia doesn’t have a 5 figure shopping budget
-YG, self proclaimed team to beat starts 0-2
Old:
-Huskies spanking
-Bushel throwing his glove in the corner and crying
-Gravelbourg Geriatrics didn’t get better after a couple years off
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Old barn wasn’t ready for that much excitement. Literally blowing the doors off the place. 5-1 huskies after the first.
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90% of the game is mental, the other 10% is good scheduling. Pat on the back for whoever booked us to play Glentworth on agribition weekend.
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Eatonia Huskies vs. Hodgeville Huskies. Loser has to change their name to something stupid, like the hornets!!
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Huskies getting hot on the bye week. These hands are about as useful as Anne Franks drum set in the offensive zone, but man are they the ticket around a casino.
#yahtzee
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Big 7-4 win over Coronach. You can tell these mutants grew up on top of a uranium mine. Everyone is either less than 100lbs or 250+
#UraniumCitySouth
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Huskies win 3-0 and go up two zip in league semis. Shout outs to Big dumb with the GORDIE Howe hat trick, BaeBlade for the shutout and coronach for supplying 14 fans. Must’ve been a sale on Velcro gloves at the coop today
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The last time the huskies clinched first, Ronald Reagan was in office, Mark McGwire hit 49 bombs and Randy Elder was only 40. But here we are
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Huskies finished last night in Glentworth with 10 goals and 4x1 game suspensions. Some guaranteed entertainment Dec 18 when they come back to Hodge. If the game sucks, there is a pie eating competition and Calcutta shootout to follow!
#pieeaters
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Huskies win the ninth meeting of the year (28th in last three years) against Coronach and take the playoff series 4-1. That meeeeans, WERE GOING TO THE 🚢!!!
#buuuuushel
#fivvvvehole
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The team is in a pie and liquor coma this Sunday, but want to thank everyone who helped out and participated. It was a great success with over $7000 paid out to the winners! If anyone thinks they can inhale a pie faster than Dustin Reamer, u absolutely 100% cannot.
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@nothodgehuskies
have reluctantly accepted our promotion to the
@nhl
to save one road trip to Coronach.
BREAKING NEWS‼️
The
@EdmontonOilers
have officially been relegated to the
@TheNotekeu
.
Sounds like they will open up next Friday in Glentworth.
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Gamblers listen up! Official odds are in for what coronach coaches will call the refs tonight:
Cock suckers +155
Chode busters +220
Blind Bastards +235
Nothing +1000000
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Time lapse of Assiniboia’s payroll
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@dennisdixon1946
@MondayNooner
@SVHLBlizzards
@LumsdenMonarchs
@KindersleyK
@MacklinMohawks1
@wadenawildcats
@KyleElks
@RedversRockets
@SaskForum
Face it Dennis, Macklin just had the wealthier parents growing up
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Hodgeville wins 6-3 in Eatonia, maintaining the title of best huskies south of Pelican Narrows. Looking to close out the first round feb 1st at home
#sundayfunday
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Hornets trimmed some fat and dumped the sedin sisters, but it wasn’t enough. Gave em some hope for the first 59:59 but tied er at the buzzer and won in ot. Never gets olddddd
#tresbien
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I mean it’s nothing to brag about, but that link is us in the second round of provincials… that’s where you get to go if you win the first round fyi 😂🤫
@RebelsSenior
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Huskies put 2 big ones in their pocket Friday in Gravelbourg. Hope the French don’t believe in Santa cause all theyre getting is coal this year. Talk about razzle dazzle.
#merrychrysler
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It was a shame most of the hornets were busy looking for a lost dog. Showed up with the wrong 12 bodies. Huskies win 6-0.
#wholetthedogout
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Upon request of the Moose Jaw sister kissers our last tweet has been deleted
#notperfect
#wheresbushel
#wherestrudeau
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Coronach coach asks our whole team to fight. Smitty tips over twice and makes 19 excuses for missed calls. Huskies win 7-2. Par for the course
#whoateallthefuckingturkey
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The Merchants couldn’t buy a goal, huskies win 6-0 and go up 3-1 in the best of 7. Hopefully the other half of our team fares as well at gabbos tonight after
@OldDominion
#whathappenedtoThePump
????
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Taking an 11 minute penalty might earn you some anger management classes anywhere else, but our doctors only prescription was for MORE COWBELL. Huskies take game 1, 7-6.
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@Warrior_Probs
I have a strong feeling whoever wrote this tweet splits tens at the black jack table and puts $20 on red AND black “to be safe” at the roulette table.
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This is so div III it hurts. The weak wristers and slo mo fights. Imagine including the cross check at 49sec mark in your highlight reel of last 3 seasons 😂😭🫣. We’re here for it
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Only thing worse than blowing a 5-1 lead in Glentworth, is the first 25 miles of the drive back to civilization, with no service to stream tunes
#620CKRM
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In a whirlwind of interesting off season moves
@GbourgHornets
have discarded everyone who can skate, for future considerations.
Taking my talents to the “Coyote Capital of Canada”.
@nothodgehuskies
#allonsy
#rougeblanchenoire
#dogpound
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I thought the
@NHLFlames
ice girls were down in quality. Gravelbourg takes the cake… and does not share it
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Must have been the refs first time seeing coronachs horse drawn Zamboni. Called a spade a spade. Huskies win 4-2
#bunchofHICKS
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Does anyone have Bushels address, I have 9 more stamps to use up?
#fanmail
@RebelsSenior
Someone actually went thru the effort to put this in the mail. I haven’t got a real letter in at least the 10 years. Im somewhat flattered.
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Game 1 of playoffs under the belt. Took 3 penalties in the first minute of the game. The boys, and super fan/gleaner king DK turned up the heat after that and won 4-2. Game two goes tonight in gravelbourg
#croak
🐸
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What a bargain!! Somebody’s mum had a couple too many +1 free drinks while they were in the womb.
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The only guy digging deeper than
@BizNasty2point0
is Bushel looking for new recruits to stop the huskies from filling his net
#SPF50
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@RebelsSenior
@CdcHockey
@MondayNooner
@CoronachMerch
I don’t think you’re supposed to re-gift your provincials participation ribbon
@RebelsSenior
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@RebelsSenior
Shoot, that’s almost as long as the run Bushell is on for consecutive games pretending he got shot cause someone skated through his crease.
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When mom wakes u up and reminds u, that u have a Wednesday night game.
8:00 Gravelbourg @ Hodge
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In an advanced analytics nightmare. Coronach goes 1/9 on the powerplay, but scores 3 short handed. Hodge wins 6-5 in overtime. Hatty for willy
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Welcome to Twitter
@GbourgHornets
. Retweeting and liking your own tweet to pad the stats is kinda like keeping track of your goals in warm ups, but stats are stats
#frogcountry
#letsride
22-23 Hornets
1 Miguel M
2 Dayton P
4 Jarod W
5 Fletcher S
6 Nik K
7 Kyler S
8 Keaton B
9 Chris O
10 Kalum N "A"
11 Ryan B
12 Manoc P "A"
13 Julien M "C"
14 Tucker P
15 Brandon D
16 Dryden S "A"
18 Kodie K
19 Davyn G
20 Hadley B
21 Chris D
22 Wyatt W
23Derek R
24Loic P
31Vince P
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Big 6-4 win in Coronach. The chihuahuas
@CdcHockey
are gonna have to keep their chirps in the draft folder for now.
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Apparently last weekend there was a five game suspension dished out after Coronach and Glentworth were arguing over who’s more inbred. Please only vote for ONE option below
Coronach Kousin Kissers
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Pure genes of Glentworth
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@adamstuart1
@FLflyers
@skwickeddeadly
Apparently I’ve never been on live TV before, but apparently sometimes I don’t watch the news because I’m a kid, but apparently grandpas gonna be watching me LIVE from foam lake after the powerball!!!!
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Moose Jaw is a big place, get that resume together
@kylehallzy
give this link a try—>
Introducing your 22/23 Rebels Provincial Roster!
Game 1 is in Assiniboia Sunday Feb 19th at 2:30pm! Guaranteed 50/50 of $2500 thanks to our friends at
@EBourassaSons
Game 2 in Redvers Saturday Feb 25th at 6:00pm
Game 3 in Assiniboia Sunday Feb 26th at 4:00pm if needed
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@CoronachMerch
hosted a well supported “dress like a seat night” for their fans last night. Their players got in on the fun with “dress like a pylon night” on the ice. 7-1 huskies win
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@ShaneBelter
@MondayNooner
@eatoniahuskies
@hockeysask
There were some hard feelings… we were informed that in fact multiple people from Eatonia can read AND write. The real Huskies kick off the season tomorrow in Assiniboia against team Moose Jaw
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@kylehallzy
@Cam_Reich
@MapleLeafs
If the Rebels remembered to social distance post game, we wouldn’t have to be practicing our skills at home!
#cancelled
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ONE MONTH WARNING. Get those sweaters out and make sure they haven’t shrunk or became unwearable from poutine stains
#frenchworldproblems
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This tweet sent to you from the guy deciding between Katy Perry and Adele for warm ups cause there isn’t a division low enough for him to even ride pine
@CdcHockey
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@RebelsSenior
At least we know nobody’s coming for our crown, of the funniest notekeau Twitter, any time soon
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I wonder if
@tfinshockey
is as excited for the 82nd day of harvest as we are for the first day of the season?
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Is this footage from Ottawa, or a Notekeu playoff scrum? Game 1 tonight has Coronach in Hodge
@8
:30
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Gravelbourg comes to town tonight. Winner gets first place and punches their ticket to the flint michigan MEGABOWL. Free corndogs for everyone if
@Trav114
scores!!!!!
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We’re on the home stretch. Avonlea in town tonight.
@Radvillenats
in town Saturday to end the regular season. Calcutta shootout to start shortly after the game Saturday
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Huskies are headed to the swamp tonight to spank some frogs and checkout their hot moms
#notinthatorder
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Sharing a dressing room with Knudson and watching him try to keep his left brain cell and right brain cell from crossing > Hodgeville
@CdcHockey
@CoronachMerch
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The Calcutta is LIVE!!! Follow the link to bid on your favourite pie eater/shootout specialist.
#2toolathletes
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@kylehallzy
@MondayNooner
It’s a complicated algorithm we use here
@nothodgehuskies
, but essentially Team Moose Jaw is easier to say then “team Moose Jaw with a few players from Assiniboia”
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@Derek_Thomas13
taping his stick in the hallway tarpless feeling deadly as hecccck
#killmenow
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@RamblerNation23
That’s an aggressive line. Love it. Let’s go to sports gambling expert
@shane_pinto
for an opinion??
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@LumsdenMonarchs
@bethunebulldogs
Saudi Arabia buys all their players Rolls Royce’s to celebrate their first win in recent history. Mayor of Bethune hires his son to make fancy graphics to celebrate the
@bethunebulldogs
first
#wedidit
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Total bids for the Calcutta tonight are already over $4000. If bidding stopped now the payouts would be: —————————————————
Shootout
1st-$1200 2nd-$600 3rd-$400
Pie Eating
1st-$800 2nd-$400 3rd-$200
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@MondayNooner
@RocketsRaymore
@MJWarriorsFun
Its fitting that the rockets screen shotted their roster with the Hubble telescope.
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@NotShaunyBadger
@MondayNooner
@wadenawildcats
@WilkieOutlaws
@DCyclones
@GrenfellSpits
@SVHLBlizzards
@FLflyers
@DynamosSHC
@WWRustlers
@wcreechiefs
Jealousy isn’t your color
@NotShaunyBadger
💅🏻💅🏻
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@DawsonBrolundVW
@CdcHockey
Thank god the corny video police showed up and clarified. We were just about to drop a toe picking on the blue line reel
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The grounds froze up, the Glentworth Thunder finally have some spare time to play us!! Saturday, 7:30 @ glentworth
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@hockey_leagues
@FLflyers
Veteran choice by the
@FLflyers
leaving their girlfriends and old ladies to watch from home. With
@tyrellnewton1
on the prowl I’d do the same.
#onewaytickets
#laststophallonquist
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@RebelsSenior
@TheNotekeu
4 games in and Team Moose Jaw already has the Vaseline out stroking it to the standings tab….
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@CdcHockey
@DawsonBrolundVW
No ones saying hodge had a good year.. just that your grade 11 girlfriends video is a tough look for div III. Realistic, but tough
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SUPERBOWL CALCUTTA!! $50 a square, 100 squares total.
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Gally’s had enough of Stützle laying on the ice
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@CdcHockey
Sorry to hear about the demotion. Hopefully this “highlight reel” gets u back on track
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