notcartersmom Profile Banner
Shan Budau Profile
Shan Budau

@notcartersmom

Followers
109
Following
3K
Media
172
Statuses
2K

professional aunty

BC, Canada
Joined May 2012
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@notcartersmom
Shan Budau
6 years
2020 Resolution: don’t hold back any “I love you’s”. Put the phone down more often. Be present with each other. Give big hugs and hang on just a little longer. My dad told me he loved me every time we spoke, and I’ll carry his love forever in my heart. I love you always.
0
0
5
@notcartersmom
Shan Budau
6 years
Happy 1st birthday my sweet nephew ❤️
0
0
2
@KidsWriteJokes
Kids Write Jokes
6 years
help me i had a nightmare oh no wait its real life HAHAHAHA
39
2K
7K
@notcartersmom
Shan Budau
6 years
Carter: don’t look in this box Us: why, what’s in there? Carter: it rhymes with shmouldy shmupperware
0
0
3
@notcartersmom
Shan Budau
6 years
Me: *about Area 51* they can’t say no to a million people showing up to storm the gates Carter: um, it’s called a 50 caliber chain gun 😂
0
0
2
@notcartersmom
Shan Budau
6 years
Of all the music that has passed through my musical brain...... why is Old Town Road the only thing I hear? why?
2
0
8
@notcartersmom
Shan Budau
7 years
Noone: Carter: *sniffs* ah, i need a Breathe-Right Nasal Strip
0
0
2
@clarkmoran
Clark Moran
7 years
Dear @HCameronGH - Please, can someone find it in their heart to sympathize with ours? Could someone (like yourself) just do what’s necessary with our file before taking-off on holidays with their family so that we can go home and be with ours? #bringinghomeayo #ayosarmy
0
22
10
@clarkmoran
Clark Moran
7 years
PLEASE SEND US HOME Okay @HCameronGH, @HonAhmedHussen & @CanHCGhana - Please let me bring my son home to Canada where we can be with Kim as she recovers? This “investigation” is redundant and unnecessary. We used an agency YOU lisenced and did everything asked! #bringinghomeayo
2
50
32
@notcartersmom
Shan Budau
7 years
“You look like Honey-Boo-Boo’s mom.” - Cody, towards me, over dinner #thanks?
0
0
1
@notcartersmom
Shan Budau
7 years
I get to meet my nephew this month... 💙👶🏻💙
0
0
0
@notcartersmom
Shan Budau
7 years
Making A Murderer season 2 yo!!!! Goodbye life!! 😂🙌🏻
1
0
0
@AMAZlNGNATURE
Nature is Amazing ☘️
7 years
Bunny facial massage
67
3K
8K
@notcartersmom
Shan Budau
7 years
There’s a house in my complex with Christmas lights lit up
3
0
3
@notcartersmom
Shan Budau
7 years
Just watched season 5, episode 15 & 16 of @TheGoodWife_CBS and I’m feeling personally victimized
0
0
1
@notcartersmom
Shan Budau
7 years
Carter: you remember the other night when you went to Safeway just to get your Sky Points or whatever? Me: ... Air Miles? #potatopotahto
0
0
8
@dodo
The Dodo
7 years
These people were on a walk when they heard tiny cries coming from a plastic bag 😢 (via @caters_news)
272
3K
9K
@KidsWriteJokes
Kids Write Jokes
7 years
why do you have to do it because you are closer
16
219
1K
@notcartersmom
Shan Budau
7 years
Me: *sweatpants, no makeup* I’m not going in, I look like garbage. Carter: you look awesome. you look awesome all the time, you just don’t believe it! ..... Ok, husband goals 😳😭
1
0
5