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Graduate Student🐌 🧬 | Taken | All are my opinions | still on that trapeze |

Cam Sur x Laguna x Quezon City
Joined December 2009
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UYYYY BOBO
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Taray ng burette dispenser. 😂😂😂
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Alam mo ba kung gano kadumi yung tubig? Gurl. Natural selection talaga.
@dzrhnews
DZRH NEWS
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WATCH: Isang vlogger halos 'di na raw mapigilan ang sarili na maligo matapos makita ang bagong hitsura ng pamosong Manila Bay. | via @dzrh5 Val Gonzales #DZRHNationwide
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May bayad daw na 2500 kada tao na pumunta sa Pampanga. Ghourl 550M yon teh walang ganung makinarya sa VP
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PH WHEN????
@ANCALERTS
ABS-CBN News Channel
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Egypt court sentences ex-presidential candidate to 15 years for 'spreading false news'
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Rice ba talaga nagpapasira ng cuisine???? What's wrong with rice??????
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Negative campaigning? Who started the spliced videos? Di ba kayo. Who started and sowed lies into Soc Med di ba team niyo. Negative campaigning my ass.
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Manang na nasa ibang bansa. Pandemic po at nawalan ng trabaho. Tutal mayaman ka naman dyan bigyan mo nga silang lahat ng trabaho. O di kaya umuwi ka rito. Lintik kang manang ka.
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Y'all haven't watched Drag Race Thailand and it shows.
RuPaul’s Drag Race reveals could never
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Beh senador ka!!!! Start ng pandemic anong ginawa mo??? 2020 at 2021 senador ka pucha anong pinaggagawa mo?
@inquirerdotnet
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Pacquiao: “We are losing a lot of good doctors, nurses and other medical professionals because they are not properly compensated.” Read:
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SHE STILL REMEMBERED THE FUCKING MATRIX. AKALA NIYO MGA BEH NAKALIMUTAN KO NA. HAYUP KAYO
@gretchenho
Gretchen Ho
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Here’s Hidilyn Diaz, the first ever Philippine gold medalist. #SeeUsStronger @cignaltv #Tokyo2020 @OneSportsPHL @mvpsfph #MVPSportsFoundation
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Hindi siya Senator. Wala siyang trabaho for 6yrs iyon ang katotohanan kaya itigil niyo iyun pagtawag sa kanya na Senator. #ManggagawaVSMagnanakaw
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SPECIE!?!?
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@newswatchplusph
NewsWatch Plus PH
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LOOK: The huge fish is called "Opah" which is a deep-water specie found in around 500-meter depth of the sea.
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How can we have a COVID-free December when you're not fucking doing anything to contain it? Ano to magically the virus would be gone?
@rapplerdotcom
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Duterte: Hintay na lang kayo. Kaunti na lang talaga. By December, sabi ko in the fullness of God's time, hopefully we will have a COVID-free December and we can enjoy this Christmas season.
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@bashgita Ang funny pero tbh kaya siguro di sila nakavaxx kasi di nila alam process saka love it dinala sila sa vaxx site. I say tama! Hahaha
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So are we gonna talk about Greenhouse Gas emissions of Western Countries or are we gonna focus on the cooking of African countries?
@AnthonyQuintano
Anthony Quintano
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My god. This is Germany today.
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@mommyAmity @dumidyeypee 1 revolution around the sun = 1 year 1 rotation of the earth = 1 day kaya po tayo may day and night dahil sa rotation haha
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Katipunan at CP Garcia without trikes pure bullshit decisions. Wala na ngang jeep masyado sa Katipunan tas wala na dat trike???? Ano yon taxi??? Punyeta.
@TheGUIDON
The GUIDON
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LOCAL UPDATE: The Metro Manila Development Authority (MMDA) has announced that starting April 15, tricycles, pushcarts, pedicabs, kuligligs, e-bikes, e-trikes, and other light electric vehicles will be prohibited from traveling along national, circumferential, and radial roads in
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Angel acknowledged her actions. Unlike you na 30k na nga patay at 20k positives a day wala pa rin.
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I'm saving this.
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Some trees such as mahogany are invasive. Mahogany trees are Alleleopathic, aka secretes chemicals that allow the mahogany to only thrive and kill off other trees and plants. They are harmful to the ecosystem since they disrupt native trees and their growth.
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Kay kuyang nagsabing ang normal na tao ay sumasahod ng 40k, well bad news for you kulang pa rin yun. HAHAHAHHAHA
@PhilippineStar
The Philippine Star
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Taking into account every necessity such as rent, food, transportation, utilities, et cetera, the total estimated monthly cost of living in Manila reached about P50,800. | via @onenewsph
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And rice is the problem because of it's characteristics. I'm-
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Tawang tawa ako. Tanginaaaaa
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I LOVE THIS. HIHI #AntipordaResign
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💀💀💀
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I mean. Talk about I C O N I C. Kandy Zyanide.
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Putangina. Kung maglocked down NCR walang anything dito. Walang supplies dito. Walang prutas, gulay or anything lahat angkat. Putangina. Ugh.
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WAIT WAIT WAIT. CONFIRMATION BA ITO #DragRacePHL #DragRacePhilippines
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Not all disabilities are visible. Ugh. Saka baka tinawag pa sila ng cashier na doon pumila if wala namang nakapila. Lack of respect my ass. Pano kung PWD nga sila ano gagawin mo?
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Uhm, invasion of privacy much? Bitch.
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She told the truth. It's not negative campaigning. Negative campaigning involves misinformation and creation of lies which the trolls and their supporters have used. So in short hindi negative campaigning yon.
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Not this Atenean nanaman. From sudden sinophobia regarding not taking Sinovac to that take on not watching Katips. Hey post that take on your priv nalang if possible. Okay?
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Ha???? Nung nilagnat si VP it was from a booster shot. Gurl di ka bakunado. Also Aika is in quarantine. Nakakaloka ka teh. Di naman si Aika at VP lumabas during quarantine. Saka hello you can move and go out after you booster. Parang kailangan mo ng booster sa comprehension.
@k_aletha
❤🐼 aletha
3 years
Galit wokes kay Gwyneth Chua pero kay Leni Robredo at Aika hindi. Selective? Double standard?
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Why the fuck is Edsel deleting tweets that was called out by Prof Jimenez.
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Tama! UP/M HAHA
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Ayan here's the BINI trademark application you've been looking for.
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Bakit ba kasi walang iisang format yung vaxx card jusko kanya kanyahan. Kinginang management ng COVID ito.
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Why don't we vaccinate at golf clubs? Grasses are easier to grow compared to ipil ipil trees that takes years.
@inquirerdotnet
Inquirer
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The tycoon said its management was putting more importance on easily grown ipil-ipil trees than the millions of Filipinos who would be inoculated at the proposed site. | @daxINQ
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"This Allan" That says enough how their relationship works.
@AltStarMagic
ALTStarMagic 💫
2 years
So yung mga artista at mga production na binastos at naging unprofessional si Alex Gonzaga dati ay kaibigan din at kabiruan ni Mommy Pinty? Defend pa mga sez 🍵🍵🍵
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@markgeronimo_ I lost it sa "sige andami kong chika" HAHHAHAHHA
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If this is like Safe and Sound all the fucking feels. OMG OMG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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I am so confused. 😂
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ghad Teddybird. 22k na yung cases. Diba adviser ka sa IATF, so ano yon. You're at fault din kasi bakit di bumababa yung cases. Kasalanan mo.
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GRABE NAGEFFORT SILA GUMAGAWA SILA NG PARAAN. PUTANGINA NAMAN GOBYERNO
@gerarddelapena
Gerard de la Peña
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Traditional jeepneys in Nichols, Pasay have prepared their units for the supposed resumption of trips today. But they were disappointed after being told that the LTFRB has yet to look at the routes before they could ply the roads again.
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If there's one thing learned from the Taguig vs. Makati, is that damn Makati really gives its citizens better healthcare. I'm honestly shocked that Makati gives that amount of healthcare.
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Clearly someone's blind. Clearly someone cherry picks the Bible. 😂
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Dami ring DDS na nagquote na di raw naappreciate yung dolomite. POTA GURL. Ayoko na
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@greefenery @ABSCBNNews @JohnsonManabat How is this low? It's giving light to the reality that MOST people can't buy masks since there's a lack of supply and funds to buy one.
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Let PH Languages be taught in Universities as Language Electives. huhu
@Arshiethromycin
Arshie Larga
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I wish nung college instead of teaching us mandarin sana tinuruan na lang kami magbisaya.
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Pota STDs, and STIs are highly transferable without this. Jusq
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Why is he using the PCOO??? Presidente yarn???
@pcogovph
Presidential Communications Office
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PANOORIN: Itinanggi ni Senator @SAPBongGo na siya ay sangkot sa katiwalian. Handa rin siyang magbitiw sa puwesto kung mapapatunayan na siya ay may kinalaman sa ganitong mga gawain. #workingPCOO #WeRiseAsOne
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@jegobayani Asan na si Doc na galit na galit sa rally tas pininoint out yung walang masks. Punyeta
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Pota andito yung grupo ng aso na gumagala sa campus shuta. I'm gonna die.
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@_abducens_ I LOVE THEIR APPROACH GRABE
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Miss Mocha is still getting paid SG 29. And yet here we fucking are.
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Mutuals ko tagaMSI. 💀💀
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@Surrearlism Kasuya makahiling. Mayo man lang baya siyang konsiderasyon sa mga taga-eskwela niya. Makulog sa boot kun ako si studyante. Nasulo lang ta anggot siya. Ayus ayusun na niya an sadiri niya. Viral na baya siya. Nadangog ko papati si kurahaw niya! Ayta inda.
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@filipinofoodlab How American of you.
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What the hell dude. LGUs from Bicol Region are fucking in need of help from the National Government di pa nga sila nakabangon tas biglang ganito. Also was NCR and Calabarzon regions even prepared kasi putangina overwhelmed na LGUs.
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*allelopathic pala wrong spelling Also they're wrong for cutting the trees for parking space. Even if they plant any native trees in the same space where the mahogany is planted it would just die out.
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@jecondraysbak The way Pfizer is even cheaper I'm-
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I called my mom after work yesterday. I told her good news that the funds for work was already here and I had something to tell her as well. As a guy who often overthinks, I kept asking will you be mad? (1/N)
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@notavailawble
LJ
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Does this count?
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@guhitsaglit
Levi
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Post a picture of a cartoon you don't think many people will remember.
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Why are they using THAT table???? Di ba dapat icocompare mo yung navaccinate na sa total number of the population kasi ang goal ay herd immunity na 70% of the population vaccinated?????
@ABSCBNNews
ABS-CBN News
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LOOK: DOH releases figures on the vaccination rollout. | via @kristinesabillo #COVID19VaccinePH
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My Plans 2020
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@maroontito I can't believe I am agreeing with what Mocha is saying. What is happening.
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HOY NAIYAK AKO. HUHUHU GRABE
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🥺🥞🐶
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@ronaldgem chupa habang may foot spa. char.
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@psychokenetics "Nagbabasa ako" Yes po. Nacomprehend niyo ba?
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Sige try lang natin.
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Akala ko streaked bacterial colonies sa petri dish yung vegetables. 😭
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@japtobias May Sablay pic siya na pang Law School. NAKAKALOKA. HAHAHA
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@renceqv I really wished she had more powers right now :((
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Basta I really really want local language electives in our universities here in the country. Imagine a Cebuano, Ilokano, Ivatan, Rinconanda, Kapampangan etc. Saya though nun.
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@maroontito walang natutunan...
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I call bullshit. You all want to save only the rich, and powerful. Nakasingit ka nga sa PGH di ba?
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People who are privileged are always yapping about hope in this crisis. Namatay na mga HCWs, friends, family members. HOPE??? That is easy for you to say. We want responsibility and accountability.
@juLiusbabao
julius babao
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Never wish covid-19 on anyone no matter how bad a person they seem to be. But let’s hope this crisis will make them realize that life is short and there is still time to change.
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There's a big difference with a private citizen over someone who has the power and ability to end this pandemic. BEST? Testing, kulang. Tracing, wala. Isolation, kulang. Best na yon?
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@renceqv Di raw siya rich kid kasi missionary parents niya. Nagawa na raw niyang tipirin yung 50 pesos sa dalawang araw.
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@dumidyeypee Why can't he fine tune here in the country? lol Andaming excuse. Akala ko ba di pa puno yung hospitals. lol Also given that he doesn't disclose his health for the past years he's "fine" medically. lol
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See you lab after ECQ.
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@GrldBeltran Sorry ha. But this is kind of irrelevant to the conversation at hand. Knowing entertainment companies usually apply for a trademark before they even launch it.
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Ms. Hidilyn is inspiring and precious. 🥺
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Achievement Unlocked. Nasarapan sa luto ko si tita aka nanay ng jowa ko. HAHA I am 🥺
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The amount POCs and their racist ass opinions. Get a grip and get a life. This isn't FOR YOU FOR FUCKING GOODNESS. IF YOU CAN'T APPRECIATE OTHER PEOPLE'S CULTURE FUCK OFF. THIS IS FILIPINO FOOD NOT AMERICAN. CAN'T YOU BOTHER TO CHECK THE FUCKING TWEET?????
@Kellooggss
Kellogs 🌞
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Baked mac 😍
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Koomi Australia Blend supremacy bitches.
maliban sa pro-marcos historical revisionism, isa pang mass delusion na kailangang sugpuin ay mga taong gusto ang lasa ng koomi
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@PJACaytonPhD Or is it this one the old version? Eto yung naalala ko kapag Cream-O premium
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I'm baaaaaaaack! ❤❤❤
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DDS trolls please lang nalulunod na sa baha kapwa Pilipino and yet you still protect that turtle. It's an abomination for turtles to be even associated with him.
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Checked what was the number of our cases a year ago. WELP. HAHAHHAHAHAH
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Hillsong. I'm shooketh.
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One of my fave movies. Worth it mga luha ko.
@Black_SheepPH
Black Sheep
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Tin's speech, relevant as ever. #NeverForget . #NeverAgain .
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@joefranc As someone from Cam Sur. Political dynasties are well ties to Congressional positions, Board Member and even Mayorial. So technically talagang di naman niya kasalanan na sinasamantala ng mga pamilyang ito yung probinsya namin.
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Hoy sino yung taga UPLB na nagsabing "Poverty is destiny"????
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It's my birthday, ˢᵉⁿᵈ ᵏᵃˡᵃᵗ ᵖˡˢ
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