I either get back to you in one millisecond or two days after you died. there’s no in between

i was nervous as fuck on tiny desk lmaooo i’m such a fan of that show i was shaking in my boots but i had sooo much fun 🥺

Girl lmao GIRL!!!!

how dramatic i need my man to be.

i really be tryna stop gossiping but yall keep doing shit

Reflecting over the last year and thinking about how I was walking around in Seattle and a homeless man came up to me and said “AND YOULL NEVER WIN A MILLION DOLLARS” and I’m just wondering why he had to curse ME??

my nose ring is a part of my face. i'm never taking it out.

i be sad for 23 minutes then im back to pimpin cause who tf

I don’t have any living grandpas but if I did, I would inform them that I am tired of this!

I haven’t gotten ready or put on a lick of makeup in two weeks and bitch no lmao I can’t do this anymore and that’s not even my style but wow

darkskin men are so handsome and sexyyyyyyyy

I need a lobotomy asap

I am sick and tired of going to the bathroom. It's been forty years. It should all be out by now.

I’ll just be here…. While I’m trying with everything in me to not do what I told myself not to do today lmfao WOW I need better self control 😭

I literally have GOT to stop involving myself with bass players. It’s a pattern that needs to be studied!!

A woman's way of flirting is thinking about you until you get the urge to reach out to her.

God… if you really love me!!!!!

And that the thing about it

If you don’t like me now……. Hahahaha BITCH ur gonna detest and LOATHE ME L8r

DAD, yo daughter THAT NIGGA

Ion have NOBODY to cut off before the year ends. I do my arts and crafts year round