In Britain we used to drive on the left. Now we drive on what’s left.

Police arrest suspect in the case of who keeps leaving turds in Rishi Sunak’s shoes… (Photo @PoliticalPics)

Love this time of year.

The most wholesome snow angel from @celticdragons_ GK @queen_quanda_ you’ll ever see! She’d never seen snow before until today! 🏐 @georgiarowey #BBCNetball

Decorated my bag to make it a little more funky and festive 🎄🎅🏻

I have been freed by #Qatar police after staging first LGBT+ protest in the homophobic Gulf state. @FIFAcom awarded the #WorldCup to Qatar where LGBTs can be jailed & executed. #QatarAntiGay More info: https://t.co/fEOHFIvbHw Please Retweet

Liz Truss is in Birmingham for the Conservative Party Conference. I think it’s probably for the best if I change the locks.

Edinburgh missing boy: Family extremely concerned as 12-year-old boy from Drylaw missing for 24 hours https://t.co/vkz1UHe2o3

Dearest Edinburgh, I know our beautiful city has a few fig trees and I’m looking for some fresh fig leaves 🍃 If you got some which we could purchase, could you please let us know or get in touch on info@thekitchin.com Thanks for RT’s

The closing monologue from the BBC was word perfect.

So sorry Angela. 🙏🏼🙏🏼🤞🤞🤞🙏🏼

@AngelaHartnett Please RT above- @SNARLLondon @PcsharonPage @LostboxLON @zizunga2 @ivy_middletonuk @alandaffern @em_g_a @spitalfieldsE1 @thegentleauthor https://t.co/RLT5tpbMv2

If you’re due a wheelie bin collection tomorrow, please put BOTH your green and grey bins out for collection. Our crews are working hard and there might be some delays - if your bin has not been collected, please leave it out until Monday evening.

The thief who took my bag yesterday. Does anyone know who he is. My passport, visa and my working phone and over £10,000 of property were stolen. Please help me @metpoliceuk #london

I have just lost my wedding ring - in Buxton Derbyshire - just after giving a talk this afternoon - dropped I think on St John’s rd - if anyone finds it I would be so grateful - it is an old gold ring with a cross on the face. V embarrassed + grateful for RTs.

Fancy winning two First Class tickets to Inverness?🎉 To celebrate our partnership with the Highland Food and Drinks Trail, we're giving away 2 free tickets to one lucky person. Simply like and retweet this post to enter! T&C's: https://t.co/YjDmMnJMm3

🙏🙏PLEASE RT!🙏🙏 Nige is a lovely man & a #Glasto veteran. He has a ticket to the festival but has been given weeks to live, meaning getting him there (his dying wish!) is going to be hard & expensive. Please help!! @bbcglasto @emilyeavis #Glastonbury

Calling all Real-Time enthusiasts! We’re at the @EpicNewsroom MIFA booth today at @annecyfestival, from 2-4pm CEST. Here to chat all things #RealTime, including a number of positions up for grabs in our own real-time technology department, come on by! https://t.co/ryegrP7VR7