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@normAL219
Norm
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*Breaking * Survivors of the 1976 UK heatwave are to be offered counselling and an apology from the Met Office for them not issuing a warning that the sun can be hot.
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@Trailer_Swift69
Trailer Swift (Original Recording)
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David Lammy scrapping jury trials is exactly what happens when a government gets into power and doesn't have a clue what it wants to do. It goes looking for trouble, and because of an extremely limited understanding, comes to the wrong conclusion, and by default, the wrong
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@mitsyarty
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Who'd have thought in 2025 you'd be considered far right for caring about the safety of women and children? What has the world come to that multi-millionaires in their secure and private dwellings think they no more about these concerns than the people who experience the chaos?
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@normAL219
Norm
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Reeves did not mislead on challenges facing UK ahead of Budget, says her Dad…
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
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Reeves did not mislead on challenges facing UK ahead of Budget, says OBR official
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@normAL219
Norm
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“Knock knock” “Who’s there ?” “It’s Ed Davey” “Fuck off you irrelevant, weak tosser”
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@normAL219
Norm
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Yep… Nappies for climate change enthusiasts are essential
@DailyMail
Daily Mail
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Climate change could spark outbreaks of DIARRHOEA in Britain, scientists warn https://t.co/xawQPhf1nw
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@normAL219
Norm
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I was at Hillsboro in 1988… it was carnage Nothing changed in 1989 except people sadly died. I was there then too It’s easy to point the finger of blame at the police….This enquiry still doesn’t face up to the reality of what was happening outside the ground before kick off..
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@kath21_field
Kath Field 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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@normAL219 I think she meant the one you draw circles with like a doom loop🙄😱🤮🤮🤮
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@Fawltymajor1
The Major
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Uh oh! Trouble in geography teacher paradise @guardian today in the comments under the never funny Marina Hyde column! Apparently she’s a satirist (who knew) and some of Keef’s more loyal fans thinks she’s sneering and condescending!! @GiveUsAQuid @normAL219 @YisraelChaiAdam
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@TheTVGrump
The TV Grump
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@LeeHurstComic
Lee Hurst
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When Poundland shuts up shop in your local town, you don’t need any economists to explain Rachel Thieves budget impact.
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@MervHughes332
Merv Hughes
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Wry sad news… tough and what a competitor !! RIP Robyn ��. A great man!!
@NickCreal
Nick Creal
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In shock as one of my childhood hero’s has died. Robin Smith was an absolute Hampshire cricket legend who’s battles with @MervHughes332 were the highlight of ashes summers. Rip judge
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@normAL219
Norm
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That’s rubbish… the man has no sense of direction whatsoever
@EssexPR
Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧
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I’ve been contacted by a lady that says Keir Starmer stole her compass in primary school, I’m frightened that we may have a thief as our Prime Minister…
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@normAL219
Norm
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The Labour Government “Treading more lightly on our lives” : ‘Government of Service’ Summary : ➡️ We’re going to ask everyone to ‘contribute a little more’ ➡️ If you don’t or won’t ,we’ll get one bloke in a robe with a wig to lock you up without a Jury.
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@SpeechUnion
The Free Speech Union
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We've just published a new report defending the right to trial by jury. We analysed Ministry of Justice data from 2017-25, comparing the acquittal rate for those charged with speech crimes in jury trials compared to non-jury trials. The results are quite startling. For all
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@BurnsideWasTosh
Burnside
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You scumbag you maggot, You shagged Dianne Abbott, Happy Christmas Karl Marx, Your Party's a farce.
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@normAL219
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Your Christmas bowl of lettuce could feed the rabbit. Your Christmas bowl of lettuce could feed the rabbit. Your Christmas bowl of lettuce could feed the rabbit.
@PETAUK
PETA UK
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Your Christmas ham had a heartbeat Your Christmas ham had a heartbeat Your Christmas ham had a heartbeat Your Christmas ham had a heartbeat Your Christmas ham had a heartbeat Your Christmas ham had a heartbeat
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@normAL219
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In shock news …
@LBC
LBC
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Sir Keir Starmer denies Government misled public and rejects claims Chancellor ‘lied’ over Budget
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Norm
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I’ve never laughed so much ….
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@normAL219
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Awesome… just awesome…
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