brett
@noodlebrett
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It's so much better with someone that actually means something to you.
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I read your name as "cums open".
THEY SELL BULETS LIKE IF IT WAS GODDAMN YOGURT ?????.
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Apple password reset is the dumbest thing. Because I couldn't provide the password to an old phone I had 5 years ago, they're delaying my password reset by several days.
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If you can't have a platonic relationship with someone of the opposite gender, it's probably because you don't trust yourself enough to not cheat.
A man’s only female friend should be his wife. A woman’s only male friend should be her husband. This is not a controversial take. It’s common sense.
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You're trading the number of parts for the number of possible issues. We're trading inspecting and replacing hard parts for testing components and tracing wiring harnesses. Personally I'll take the mechanical over electrical.
@DudespostingWs Very interesting. But also makes me further believe that EVs are the future. Way fewer parts needed.
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Can I load in a model of 2000 Manhattan? Asking for a friend.
Battlefield 6 will launch with an enhanced version of Battlefield Portal using Godot Engine. It allows you to create your own custom maps and rulesets with full XP progression. This is pretty crazy, can't wait to see what kind of insane modes the community comes up with.
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News station: BREAKING NEW!. Random in the comments: gRoK iS tHiS rEaL.
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Beer sucks. It tastes terrible and the bullshit about it being an *acquired taste* is stupid. I shouldn't have to teach myself to like something.
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People with highly sought after skills laugh at this.
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Trucks. A base model costs more than the highest model 10 years ago.
What's ridiculously overpriced but people keep buying anyways?.
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No matter how "green" they try to be, large cities are the worst thing for the environment.
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This won't happen because parents use the internet to entertain their kids instead of doing it themselves.
This could all be solved if people just admit that the internet is not for kids and never has been.
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I need a white couple with a GoPro ASAP.
Abandoned tori gate found at the end of a submerged tunnel in Japan.
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"Hey so we are going to need you to stay late today".
what instantly ruins a pizza?.
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I tweeted this, went to work, and came back to this💀 to be clear, this isn't a "Japan was bad, America good." America did its fair share of fucked up stuff and continues to. I was solely sharing a fact.
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The reason we know how much water is in a human body is because in WWII, Japan would take POWs, weigh them, then bake them alive until the corpse had no moisture left, then weigh the remains.
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If a dealership tries to get me at 19%, I'm burning that bitch to the ground.
Biggest "the kids are fucked" moment I've had recently was buying a car. Walked into the dealership, told them what I wanted and said I'd pay up-front. Expected them to be thrilled. Instead they were horrified. Spent the next 20 minutes trying to get me to finance it at some.
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Girls want to be treated as equals in gaming until they get shit talked as equals.
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Just know if I ever die in a work accident, just know I probably saw it coming and just let it happen.
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@HLC_actual Ok, I did some research because I wasn't going to sleep tonight if I didn't, this triggered the 'tism. I wanted to know the ratio, adjusted for population variances of heat deaths to gun deaths between the Europe and the US:. 🔥 FACT CHECK: You're 3.6 times more likely to die
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