John Goddard
@nonestlex
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WRONGTHINK. I just got fired for wrongthink. Then I find out that my bank account’s been frozen, too. I try to get an Uber back home but no cars will pick me up. How did Uber find out I committed wrongthink?. I check my phone and apparently I’ve been banned from Instagram for
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In 2020, I was sentenced to two weeks hotel imprisonment. My crime: entering Queensland. On day 3 of my sentence, the fire alarm went off in the hotel. We were all told to evacuate immediately. I went to the fire stairs to, you know, not burn to death. In the stairwell, I
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Each day I wake up to a country I don’t recognise. Everyone’s a foreigner and I get called a bigot if I notice that. I used to be friends with all my neighbours. But they moved out and the new ones don’t speak English. We don’t make eye contact when we walk past each other
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Today I spoke to a friend of mine. He’s 32, never owned a home, and probably never will. He told me he supports the current record levels of migration into our country because he ‘knows we have a massive skill shortage’. I asked him: what skills?. And he said ‘everything’….
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It’s tough watching the fall of Jordan Peterson. Like many, his books and speeches have transformed my life. But he appears to have changed. No longer a free speech absolutist and brutally honest academic. He’s something more cowardly. In a strange twist of fate, this turn of
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I earn $200,000. I pay $90,000 in income tax. I pay a further $40,000 in council rates, land tax, GST, alcohol excise, fuel excise, license fees, car registration, get a new passport, and inflation. My tax rate is 65%.
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The third world is not entitled to our welfare system. I don’t understand how this is controversial? 🤷🏻♂️.
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Australia is a sad, pathetic country. There are no companies, just real estate agents and public servants. Where is the innovation, creativity, entrepreneurship?. It’s been crushed by taxation and regulation. Everyone is too afraid to do anything because they don’t even
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Have any other Australians suddenly got the urge to move to America and join in this Golden Age?. Like, at what point do we just abandon this island and let the communists, aboriginals, and soyboys govern themselves into oblivion?.
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Australia will pass Censorship Legislation next week. So let me say this while I still can:. - Port Arthur was a hoax.- vaccines cause autism.- COVID was made in a lab.- the purpose of mass migration is to make white people extinct. What do you want to say whilst it’s legal?.
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This part of @salltweets’ cross-examination is iconic:. Lawyer: Ms Tickle is a woman, isn’t she?. Sall: Tickle is a biological male. Lawyer: Even where a person who was assigned male at birth transitions to a woman by having surgery, hormones, gets rid of facial hair, undergoes.
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The Prime Minister says he wants boots on the ground in Ukraine. Who’s boots?. Surely not mine. I’m not dying for him. He sold my future for cheap GDP points. And sat by idly whilst we got invaded by a Muslim army. So he can get fucked and fight his own war. I’m sick of.
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I don’t understand the people who are hysteric about the prospect of Trump winning. He’s been President before. And everything was fine. Am I missing something?.
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An unrealised capital gains tax is a way to ensure you never truly own anything. It is the insidious creation of jealous hateful people. If your asset increases in value too much, you’ll have to sell it (or something else) to pay for that privilege. The kicker is that the.
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The country on the left. Is importing people from the country on the right. To fill a “skills shortage”. Make it make sense 🤦🏻♂️
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Does anyone else feel like this week was extra embarrassing for Australia?. I don’t even know where to start…. That Muslim chick losing it in parliament. That guy from the ABC insulting Rogan (lol). Our dictator trying to ram through 40,000 pages of legislation with no debate.
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Australia is the world’a largest penal colony. - You can’t say what you think.- You can’t defend yourself.- Tax is over 50%. But nobody seems to realise. Dostoyevsky was right - “the best way to keep a prisoner from escaping is to make sure he never knows he’s in prison.”.
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Dear Australian Politicians. Please pay attention to what just happened in America. Your propaganda doesn’t work in the Internet Age. Nobody listens to your “experts”, “polls”, or “journalists”. We don’t want you acting as our overlords or moral authority. We want you to leave.
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There is no Australia anymore. That idea died long ago and it lies buried beneath the rubble of a nation that could-have-been. Now this island is nothing more than a random patch of dirt that houses tax serfs and debt slaves. It hates me and everyone like me. The political
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I didn't foresee this. The average Australian hates Trump so much that they would rather subject themselves to 3 more years of Albo than elect Dutton, who is nothing like Trump, but Channel 10 told them he is so now they believe it. Absolute clown world down under.
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Bro,. You shut the country down and printed 30% of the money supply. Imported 1m third worlders. Closed down all the cheap tasty coal power. And stole half the money I made last year. Now you give me back $12 (of my money) a week and want me to be excited?. No thnx.
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Australia is actually communist:. - Public sector is the largest industry.- Majority of new jobs are in government.- Duopolies dominate all industries.- Higher than 50% tax rate.- Hyper-regulation.- Government jobs pay more. Am I missing anything?.
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I can do the same job in Singapore for triple the salary, whilst paying half the tax. No machete gangs, no transgenders, and a business-friendly government. No wonder Australia’s most educated are fleeing in droves.
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🤯 LIST OF AUSTRALIAN TAXES 🤯. 1. Income tax.2. Stamp duty.3. Capital gains tax.4. Land tax.5. Council rates.6. Luxury car tax.7. Payroll tax.8. Fuel excise.9. Alcohol excise.10. Goods and services tax.11. Medicare levy.12. Car registration.14. Exit tax.15. Drivers licence.16.
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Chinese warships surround Australian shores. Everyone’s scared coz we have no weapons and the Chinese outnumber us 12 billion to 1. The Prime Minister is AWOL at Mardi Gras listening to Kylie Minogue whilst gagging on… never mind. And ASIO’s too distracted by the false flags.
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They took away our free speech over a false flag. And nobody is surprised. And nothing will be done about it. Because this is Australia and they don’t give a fk. The laws have been rushed through. Their mission is accomplished. It doesn’t matter that it was all bullshit.
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Australia is actually communist: . - Only 1 political party (basically).- Public sector is the largest industry.- Majority of new jobs are in government.- Higher than 50% tax rate.- Government jobs pay more . Am I missing anything?.
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Australians will really just sit idly by while a CIA operative censors them, and controls the information they see. Penal colony mentality. Very pathetic, very sad.
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Every room in my house has a video camera so Albanese can monitor me and my family. The other day I got a Misinformation Violation when I told my son the tooth fairy gave him $5. And then I got a Hateful Conduct Violation for putting up a Christmas tree in the living room. One
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Anthony Albanese is guaranteed to receive $400k per year in retirement. A normal person would need a super balance of $8m to get this level income (pre-tax). One set of rules for the peasants, another for the ruling class.
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Looks like the Censorship Bill will fail. Well done, Cookers.
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Australians hate it when other people get ahead in life (known as tall poppy syndrome). And they love it when the government makes new rules to follow (known as convict syndrome). I can’t wrap my head around this mentality.
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I’m a far right extremist. I think there’s two genders and I don’t think the government should raise my children. I don’t want eKaren censoring my speech or what I see on the internet. I think taxes should be low and freedoms should be high: if an adult wants cigars or guns or.
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They say I live on stolen land. But I came here as a convict and built myself up from nothing. Seven generations of perseverance in a wild, untamed land. I'm told I'm committing genocide against the indigenous. But their population is increasing, along with their standard of.
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Normies don’t understand that their world is collapsing around them. - Bitcoin is bigger than most currencies. - 𝕏 is bigger than the mainstream media. - Nobody cares what politicians or academics say anymore. The axis of power has swung so fast they haven’t even noticed.
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SINGAPORE. Has essentially the same population as Melbourne. But there’s no graffiti, litter, or crack heads. And they only pay 20% tax. So how did this tiny island manage to build the best airline in the world?. And the best public transport system?. When we can’t even build
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We live on a massive, resource-rich island. Australia should be a utopia of free thought, free enterprise, and innovation. Instead, everyone is locked into 30-year mortgages that consume their entire wage.
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Dear Sane Australians,. I hate to be the one to tell you this, but we cannot vote our way out of this. The Apathetic Majority are too plugged in, too dependent. They drank the Kool-Aid and are eagerly awaiting their fate. They’ve consciously opted for a life of shackled safety.
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I didn't expect those results. The people want to use lawfare against the communists, and I'm all for it. The first step is to find a test case. Someone who has clearly discriminated against an Australian. Comment below or DM me if you know of any. Victory awaits.
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There is a 0% chance that I’ll go die in some ditch in Europe for this kleptocracy.
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I started work at 5am this morning, and just finished now. Since I work harder than others, I earn a bit more. In Communist Australia I am punished for this with a higher tax rate. I subsidise champagne communists who choose to do infinite uni and work at cafes into their 40s.
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Singapore is smarter than Australia and here's why. They let people live and work there. This benefits the economy and provides low-cost workers for local business owners. BUT. Citizenship is very difficult to obtain. These foreign workers can't vote or own property.
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Australians are prisoners with Stockholm syndrome. They will continue to vote against their self-interest until they’re wiped from existence. Just so they can sound “moral” at some Potts Point dinner party.
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Albo blames social media for radicalising people. But in reality I think everyone was radicalised by:. - being locked up during COVID.- being unable to afford a home.- being taxed into poverty.- being lied to by media and politicians.- being forced to fund foreign wars. amirite?.
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Why is there an American spy base in Australia?. And why is the head of Australia’s Censorship Department an American?. Are these two things linked?. Is Australia just a vassal state of the American Empire?
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Sometimes I walk down the street and notice that everyone's different now. They all say they're coming here for a better life, but at what cost to me?. I can look back 200 years and see the impact my family had here. And now they want to come and reap the fruits of our labor?
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My power bill went from $500 per quarter to $1,200 per quarter under Labor. Also, that $150 you're promising to take off my power bill is tax that you stole from me in the first place. I fucking hate the penal colony.
BREAKING: We'll take another $150 off power bills for households and small businesses. On top of the $300 we've already taken off - the very same support Dutton opposed for every Australian household.
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I’m poor. And that’s your fault. It’s not the fact that I only work 12 hours a week at a café in Brunswick. Which is already more work than I can handle, by the way. The soy milk has me exhausted and I stay up until 3am playing Fortnight. Capitalism is a rigged system.
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Orwell’s 1984 was great, but it missed the mark on one thing. Our totalitarian regime is more sinister because it comes wrapped in a cloak of compassion and kindness. We don’t have a “Ministry of Truth”, we have an “eSafety Commission”. They don’t want to “censor”, they want
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LIST OF AUSTRALIAN TAXES. 1. Income tax.2. Stamp duty.3. Capital gains tax.4. Land tax.5. Council rates.6. Luxury car tax.7. Payroll tax.8. Fuel excise.9. Alcohol excise.10. Goods and services tax.11. Medicare levy.12. Car registration.14. Exit tax.15. Drivers licence.16. Boat.
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How many headlines like this do we need before the average person realises that communism is wrecking the lives of the average Australian. We don’t care about Gaza, the Gay Games, or wind farms. We just want enough money to buy a home and feed our families.
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Unfortunately, there is no freedom of speech in Australia. The average Australian loves this. They froth at the mouth over jailing someone who says something they disagree with. "Put the undesirables into prison!" They cheer as the media and police work in lockstep to destroy.
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Every time I post about taxes being too high, someone defends it, thinks that our taxes are justified. That’s how cucked Australia is. That’s how effective the propaganda prison is. They think that infinity taxes are necessary for a modern economy (and “roads” 🙄).
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YOU’VE BEEN LIED TO. Your power bill’s gone up 50% and your mortgage has doubled. But anyone who explains why is a right-wing extremist. And for some reason you defend their efforts to make sure you freeze to death this winter. Because you can’t recognise that the power of a
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Australia has a Federal election coming up, and I could not give less of a fuck. Our system of “democracy” is a facade designed to give you the illusion of choice whilst ensuring that the status quote remains. There is no meaningful difference between Dutton and Albo. But the.
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Australia is becoming a land of permissions. - Permission to speak.- Permission to work.- Permission to build.- Permission to fish.- Permission to think.- Permission to exist. When did we vote for this?.
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You’ll get arrested on the streets of Brisbane for saying there’s two genders. But if you burn the Australian flag and decapitate a statue of the King, you’re celebrated. Australia is a failed state.
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Lord, please give me the confidence of an inner city white man charging the AFL $20k to speak gibberish on national television 🙏
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The top income tax rate in Singapore is 24%. You have to earn more than $1m to pay that much tax. They have no knife crime or drug addicts, and their trains work. Why is the top tax bracket in Australia 45%, and why does it kick in at only $190,000 (below the poverty line).
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Australians are timid and scared. Channel 10 told them that the world was unstable; the scary orange man is doing bad things. So they ran into the warm embrace of big daddy government, thinking it will protect them. They'll get 20% off their HECS debt, and a cushy.
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THE VOICE ULTIMATUM. I turn on TV and get told to vote Yes. My grocery store says that I must vote Yes. And for some reason Pfizer wants me to vote Yes. I think about this and it makes me suspicious. I try to relax at the footy, but even there I get lectured. They say
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The Great Australian Dream is to identify as an autistic aboriginal. That way you get on the NDIS, plus you get all the aboriginal benefits. Set for life.
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The average Australian is a lobotomised zombie trapped in a propaganda prison. Waleed Aly tells them the opinions they should have and they accept these as their own without second thought. "Censorship and mass migration good. National pride bad. More taxes please.". Pathetic.
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When the plane lands, the flight attendant engages in some pagan ritual I’m unfamiliar with. And now all the cities have been renamed in some language foreign to me. The footy match opens with another pagan ritual. The audience members stare at me as I refuse to participate.
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Highest paying jobs in Australia:. 1. NDIS rorter.2. Fake Aboriginal.3. Hoom investor.4. Migration agent. Is this the advanced first world economy you wanted?.
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Women are 5,000 times more likely to die from obesity than male violence. So maybe that march was worthwhile.
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I'm currently setting up a company in Australia. It's a criminal offence to set up a company without first applying for a director ID. And have a look at Step 1 for setting up a director ID 👀. The dystopia is here, people just haven't caught on yet.
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Australians want a Trump, a Milei, or a Bukele. But instead we have a choice between two uniparty puppets: government overreach in red, or government overreach in blue. The Liberal Party deserves to be absolutely decimated by the Libertarians. And it will be, in due course.
We welcome the Prime Minister's support for the Coalition’s plan to set an age limit of 16 for Australians to access social media.
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When 1 in 5 Australian workers are employed directly by the State and 82% of new jobs are public sector, we're not living in capitalism. We're living in socialism with a thin veneer of free market rhetoric.
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I pay $18 for a single croissant with butter. Then get charged GST and a weekend surcharge. And a card transaction fee on top. I can’t help but feeling like they’re pillaging my wealth from me, one transaction at a time. Each payslip they take out money to put towards my
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THE UNIVERSITY OF NAARM. I'm ten minutes into this lecture and I can already see that it's going to be a train wreck. “We don't want private school-educated white men in the profession anymore. It's time for diversity.”. The lecturer says this with confidence, apparently unaware
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Apartments are for peasants, they're like human filing cabinets. This is Australia - Give me half an acre. Give me access to the beach. Give me sunsets. Oh, and I want to drive a car down the highway blasting Grinspoon, not crammed into some fucking train with half the planet.
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“When you are constantly being told your country is not yours, it’s because they are preparing to take it from you.”. - Tucker Carlson
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On my first day as Head of Australia’s DOGE I would:. - fire 80% of the public servants.- repeal 80% of our legislation.- reduce taxes by 80%. What would you do on day 1?.
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Should I start a law firm that’s dedicated to using the new hate speech laws against the communists who created them?. Commence litigation every time someone posts Anglophobic or anti-Australian sentiment?. Flood the courts with proceedings until the legislation is repealed?.
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Americans are scared they might go into a recession. Australians are unphased coz we’ve been in a recession for 2.5 years. Disposable income? GONE. Electricity prices? UP 900%. Home ownership? Only for OF MODELS. Nobody can out compete our economic collapse. Nobody.
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I’m stranded on a communist island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. My ancestors were sent here as prisoners. And now they want me to pay reparations for that?. We’re being force-fed this distorted, collectivist view of history. I don’t buy into it at all. I know that all.
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Every time you move in Australia, the government steals a portion of your wealth. We're not a capitalist nation, we're a tax farm.
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PREDICTION: Albo will win the next election. Dutton is too weak to differentiate himself. Australians are too downtrodden to seek an alternative. 4 more years of managed decline. Power bills will triple, but my HECS debt will get wiped.
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CHINESE AIRSTRIKE. I see the bomb get dropped from my balcony in Brunswick. A Chinese air strike on Australian shores. The very next day there’s a march down Collins Street in opposition of the Government’s decision to deport Chinese nationals. The ABC says that it’s only a
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This image needs to go viral. It shows what you would be paying for petrol if there were no hidden taxes. We do not have a cost of living crisis, we have a cost of government crisis.
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More than 30% of people in Australia were born overseas. This is almost incomprehensible. It's unclear why such extreme levels of migration occurred, or who voted for this policy.
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The tough pill Australians need to swallow is that we have no right to free speech. Our nation was designed to be a penal colony in all but name. Legislation designed to limit what we say will not stop coming. If we want the same freedoms as our American cousins, we will need.
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I’m not surprised by this tbh. Australians embarrass me at every turn. “More taxes pls daddy”.“More RNA pls Albo”.“Lock me up again”. Pathetic.
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I got dragged in front of the Kangaroo Court for posting “misinformation”. A $20,000 fine and 2 years in prison for pointing out we’re in a per capita recession?. The judge said my words “undermined the government”. Because free and fair elections require censorship and
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PARIS IS BURNING. Because some teenager got shot. So I rob a Gucci store to get revenge. But then I ask myself: am I angry at the kid getting shot? Or at the fact I can’t afford Gucci?. I realise it’s probably the latter. And the media tells me that its the Whites’ fault I
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This is the olive oil I buy. 12 months ago, it was $36. Now $55. And Jim Chalmers wants you to believe that inflation is at 4% 🤡
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Australians,. It's time for you to stop feeling surprised when Parliament acts against your best interests. This nation was not set up as a democracy. The will of the people was never meant to reign supreme here. The purpose of Parliament is to facilitate the extraction of.
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LIFE IN THE PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF VICTORIA. Looking out the window of the 86 Tram I see hardened faces and crumbling buildings, like a Soviet winter. I stop at High Street in Northcote to get gelati from Il Melograno. Then I remember that the lockdown put it out of business. My.
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I WANTED TO BUILD A HOUSE. So I saved up for ten years and bought a vacant block of land. Then paid $50,000 in stamp duty. And another $28,000 in mortgage repayments whilst waiting to get planning approval. For some reasons it took council 18 months to decide whether to let me.
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I can’t believe how many machetes have attacked people in Australia over the last few years. It’s SHOCKING. We need to round up all the machetes and lock them in a room so they can’t attack anyone. Better yet, send them back to their manufacturers overseas. NO MORE MACHETES.
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My mum just texted me and said I should "make a tweet" about how the PM celebrates Diwali & Chinese New Year but not Australia Day. We're so fucking back.
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THE CONSEQUENCES OF COMMUNISM. Declining rates of marriage and birth, increasing rates of suicide and depression. Censorship, over-taxation, dwindling trust in public institutions. Mass migration. Unaffordable housing. Poverty, weak political leaders, unreliable power grids. This
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Is anyone else sick of the Nanny State yet?. Or are we just going to turn into the UK?
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REPARATIONS. I deserve them. And you have to pay them to me. I don’t care that you haven’t done anything wrong. You can afford it. I see that nice house you live in, and that European car you drive. I’m jealous of what you have. I want it. And I don’t want to have to work
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I paid enough tax last year for a house deposit. Apparently that money went to gender studies programs and foreign aid. My money, their ideological fantasies.
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Adelaide is the GOAT Australian city. World class beaches, euro architecture, wine regions, etc. The East Coast cities have failed. Sydney is a place for Chinese to launder money. Melbourne is an African Nation. And Brisbane handed its sovereignty to property developers.
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THE DEATH OF FIAT. The ATM tells me I can only take $500 out at a time. If I want to get more, I need permission from the lady inside. So I line up for 2 hours. She asks me what I need the money for. I ask her why that’s any of her business. “It’s our policy.” She says,.
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The country said No, but the politicians say Yes. So they’ll simply push forward with whatever plans they had. The contempt they have for your opinion is no longer hidden. They think you voted No because you’re uneducated. Or you fell for some undefined ‘misinformation’. In.
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