Aashna Iyer
@nomadicmidget
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Drama-queen. Read-and-write-er. Coffee-fan. Shooter. Cat. Pretend-gyaani. Kavi. Hyperactive. Sarcastic. Xavierite. Wants fame, fortune, & a happily ever after.
Joined November 2012
Where was I when they were handing out the "You Get a Billion Dollar Startup" kit in college? . . . Oh ya... In the line for "You Get Peanuts so You Can Follow Your Passion and Sell Soap" line.
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I just asked a team member who was the singer of the track she wanted to use for a brand reel. "Some lady" ... It was Gwen Stefani. #TooOldForThisShit
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Festive season isn’t about showing up. It’s about standing out. The winners of 2025 won’t just run campaigns — they’ll decode the four shopper types driving the biggest festive spends, and reach them with precision. #bcwebwise #fishsense #FestiveMarketing #ConsumerInsights
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I kept telling my cat to sleep on the bed instead of the table, but then I thought... I should understand her perspective. So I took a nap at the dining table with her for a half hour. Now my neck is stiff and my arm has fallen asleep. Gonna tell her to sleep in the bed only.
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At this stage, I'll buy anything @TigerBalmIndia sells me. What is this oil?! My nose was starting to feel like #WEH in rush hour... A drop of oil and it's suddenly WEH at 5am!
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Meetings are just people-salad and offices are just large refrigerators so the ingredients stay as fresh as possible. #ThoughtForTheDay
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Excuse me @4700BC_ please make sure you never ever discontinue this, else I will fall into a deep state of despair. Warm regards.
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It's #MasterchefAU time and I'm fully ready to feed people.
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Is this some variant of Murphy's Law that the slowest traffic must invariably be when the temperature is highest? Who's in these vehicles, white people with a sunshine craving?
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Dear whoever told me it's "extremely hot" in Delhi... Me, and my cute winter outfits are both very very annoyed.
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Marry a guy who reads... He'll distract himself during long airport waits by talking to random strangers 🤝🏽 #VacayModeOn
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Movie idea: Two people lock eyes in a traffic jam and then start noticing each other at the same time everyday. They eventually have a turbulent relationship which ends when one of them starts taking the metro. It's called "Eternal Clusterfuck of Juhu Circle" #MumbaiTraffic
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Update for everyone who so raptly tracks my life... @TigerBalmIndia is magic. I'm shook. What knee pain? Take that, 30s 💪🏽
In the newest episode of "WTF Aashna", we have woken up with a painful, throbbing knee. How did we do it? No idea. Is this how the 30s take you down?
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In the newest episode of "WTF Aashna", we have woken up with a painful, throbbing knee. How did we do it? No idea. Is this how the 30s take you down?
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Low-key hoping that today's a holiday because nobody's come to office yet. #MondayMotivaton
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Exercise before work every morning because nothing that comes your way after will be as painful as endless lunges accompanied by "My quads are burning! I love it! Whoohoo!"
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Waking up five minutes before your alarm is a #vibe. A bad one.
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Hey @DettolIndia along with killing 99.99% germs, can you also remove 100% haldi stains? #JanhitMeinJaari
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