Patrick
@nojustpat
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The Carlisle 522007 stackable 20 oz is the best cup ever created
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I’m starting to write down everything the isaveitforparts guy on YouTube is saying
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In America, a serf may be let free if he picks 64 basketball games correctly
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estoy viendo un partido de la segunda división argentina (llevo apuesta) y el narrador tiene AUTOTUNE. No puedo más.
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Somewhere in the World there is an animal that was born the same day as you and has been growing along with you.
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Never being nice to a taxi driver again. I will be extremely unwelcoming towards taxi drivers going forward
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My news intern, Meghan, was conducting some street interviews recently. A dog bit off the microphone windscreen. A very rare response. (First time I’ve seen this in 45 plus years.)
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lowkey my dad does this all the time and every time he notices that the cars next to him haven’t he’s like These people have no vision for the future. Today’s suffering is tomorrow’s ease
People who back into parking spots cannot be truly present. You envisualized your departure the moment you arrived
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The Gaston County Health Department dispatched a member of its environmental health team to a Wendy's in Gastonia because someone was spotted getting a tattoo in the restaurant's dining room. A spokesperson for Gaston County says it appears the restaurant's manager is addressing
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Every time I visit stone harbor I get seriously pissed off at how stupid some of the houses look
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UMASS AND COASTAL CAROLINA JUST PLAYED ONE OF THE GREATEST GAMES I HAVE EVER SEEN. JUST WATCH THESE SHOTS.
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i've masturbated in the four seasons, ritz carlton, waldorf astoria you name it. and believe me you bust a lot harder in a motel 6
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Aroldis Chapman was not approved to pitch for Great Britain in the World Baseball Classic because his lineage-based documentation did not prove eligibility, per @ChrisCotillo Chapman received an offer from the team in June and planned to accept it
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