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Los Angeles, CA
Joined September 2015
I’m selling my 3D print files at
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Designing 3D models to be printed on the Ender 3
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Bill Gates and Noam Chomsky “We’re the smartest guys in the world everyone should do everything we say!” Also them “Hey did you guys read this book Lolita? It’s about this super cool guy who does nothing wrong and we should do everything he did!”
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Went to a hardware store today and the first employee asked if I needed help with anything and I recognized him and said “Hey haven’t I seen you at an open mic?” And his expression was like it would have been better if I had asked “Didn’t we have anonymous gay sex last week?”
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This could be us but you playin
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Reading this as a software developer with childhood trauma
Partners Barend Van den Brande and Firat Ileri at low-profile London fund Hummingbird both won spots on the Midas List Europe for tearing up the venture rulebook and backing “outlier” founders. Read more: https://t.co/b5SP3vdzZ4
#ForbesMidas (Photo: Hummingbird Ventures)
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Christmas parody of stranger things: Manger Things
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He bought one of the Sonichu medallions
The president’s youngest son is reportedly a fan of an extremely problematic influencer.
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If you don’t try to do stand up comedy before “Is This Thing On?” comes out, you aren’t allowed to
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The VGAs? Why don't you nerds try putting your penises in some Vee-Gi-nAys? #vga2025
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If I didn’t have free will, could I do this?
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@paularambles Imagine being the next person to get in the Waymo
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Amazing things happening on my tiktok https://t.co/IRrnZvnrfK
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Check out Not Noa Altschul’s video.
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Nicole Kidman “We come to the movies…” Ted Sarandos:
Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos argues that ‘BARBIE’ and ‘OPPENHEIMER’ would have been just as big on Netflix. “There’s no reason to believe that the movie itself is better in any size of screen for all people. My son’s an editor, he watched ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ on his phone”
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New slur for people with bachelors degrees just dropped
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@tim_cook Can’t believe Spaghettify is the best app in the App Store for the fifth year in a row!
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Oh shit you can add a post by pressing that + button I thought that was like the “send tweet” button
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British aristocrat seeks boyfriend-free girl
British aristocrat Sir Benjamin Slade (79) is searching for a wife He’s advertised in newspapers, joined Tinder and tried reality TV But he has strict requirements for the lucky lady: • Must be a “good breeder” • At least 20 years younger • No Scottish women • Must be
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