Do you love your mom and her two-hit multi target attacks?
Can your little sister really be this cute?
Do you think there is ever a girl online?
Is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon?
apparently theres such a thing as an ex girlfriend cafe where a lady pretends to be your ex and will be like 'two sugars in your coffee right? no? huh... it's like you're a different person now...' and just generally seem sad and wistful but not like wanting to get back together
im so like utterly fixated on the idea of a genderswapped The Dude from the big lebowski it’s like categorically impossible for me to imagine a hotter woman
kojima: nooooo omg norman 😅😅 give it baaaaack norman.... 😂😂🥺🫳 stopppp why do you always do thisssss 😖❤️❤️❤️❤️ ahahahaah 🤣🤣☺️ omggg are you taking a selfie? ughh 🙄🙄😆💕 you're so dumb...
elden ring is crazy because I can just like literally walk out of my dungeon and into a bodega (elden ring word for store) on the corner and like instantly get a sandwich or whatever I need
The reason people love Elden Ring so much is because it’s a walkable community with lots of greenery and you can randomly run into your friends (skeletons)
george: i can't beat matador!!!
kramer: you can't beat matador?
george: i can't beat him!! i can't!!!
jerry: he can't beat matador...
elain: oh cmon matador's not so bad you just have to use sukukaja
george: i am NOT using SUKU KAJA!!
consoles have been phallic for years and I think it’s so valid that Sony have made a yonic game console. it’s like how Wonder Woman uses a lasso and not a sword
if i hear you gently reincorporating the main theme into the climactic piece and running through several gentle reprises i'm going to flip my fucking lid
there’s a common misconception that movie fans aren’t equally as stupid as video game fans and won’t just eat up whatever prestige thing you sell to them in the same manner
Naughty Dog want to make movies, but all of their narratives would wilt under that level of critical scrutiny. Kinda painful to see this level of praise for generic scifi thrillers
the thing about 'she blinded me with science' is that its like actually a banger, hypopethically, but in reality its if someone wrote a good song then decided to ruin it on purpose by making it a theme for a direct to vhs kids movie
snorted laughing imagining jerma debuting at niji en like you just see this bishie scientist design or something called Arenciel Croug or whatever and he goes “ehhh lookat me!!!”
thinking about developing a parasocial relationship with the rapper “Eminem” that causes my life to spiral out of control, ultimately resulting in my death. as a fun holiday activity
“David Cage is a failed film director because he knows he would get laughed out of any cinema” is super wrong, for instance. people would love detroit become human the movie
not that much like earth then is it lets be honest. i mean i dont know. i dont think that kind of stuff happens here though. thanks for letting us know anyway ig
speaking as a himbo all of you sluts that are constantly trying to sneak your way into my tighty whities while I’m flexing at the beach and getting jumpscared by seagulls ARE predatory
excuse me miss I noticed you have a big old five head. me and the boys just saw you was Fodzilla and was wondering if we could line up and take turns layin a single slap on that thing or perhaps polish it like a brass platter with a micro fibre cloth
imagining one of those barcades but instead of gaming you all sit at the bar watching the bar’s gamer for that night do a full playthrough of something
just saying when you make fun of someone for jerking off weird (unusual hand style, kitchen appliances, using head n shoulders 2 in 1 shampoo conditioner as lube) your friends who do that (samurai grip dick twist) notice...
sonic adventure 1 but it doesnt have any platforming levels or plot its just sexy mascot characters walking around a city. maybe its like shenmue but theres still a casino and you can shower with your buddy in there also the entire game has a dynamic score by a dc gogo band
keep thinking about that tier list that describes smash fans as “gluttons who would not be satisfied with the riches of heaven” and tbh I feel that way