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@LadyBugAssassin
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A$AP Mommy. Zen of Buddha, mouth of Mae West. I'm not a foodie, I'm just greedy. Modernized woman, I’ll give you problems. 😂
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Joined October 2008
It’s me! 😂
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I’m really built like that.
what is life teaching you rn?
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I don’t mean any harm, but I don’t do long distance. I won’t date a man that lives in Waldorf because it’s too far, so you know somebody on the west coast or Nigeria is outside the realm of possibility. Govern yourselves accordingly.
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A bet on me is a sure thing, a bet on some phantom man that I don’t know or have sounds crazy. 😂
Black men on Clubhouse have a room open called “why do black women put their education over their man.” Y’all say black men don’t access patriarchy yet you see them routinely articulate TEXTBOOK patriarchal ideologies like the degradation of women’s education 😂😂😂😂😂
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you really just wake up one day and be like actually.. that’s enough of that - and switch gears completely
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“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas” Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
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Where is the problem?
A nigga would get your number today & wanna be on a 2hr telephone conversation by tomorrow
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Depending on what she is doing…”your mom.”
do you guys say "my mom" or "our mom" when talking to your siblings?
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We need a better storyline than this…
So, I invited a college friend to my house for Thanksgiving. She decided to have sex with my brother, whom she met 12 hours before, on her period and destroyed my towels. Now, they’re texting me saying they’re in a committed relationship. 🙄
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BREAKING: Kalshi co-founder Luana Lopes Lara passes Taylor Swift to become youngest self-made female billionaire at age of 29.
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This is Mr. Paworotti. His favorite Christmas song is Howl-lelujah. If you'll excuse him, his solo is coming up. 13/10
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"We're gonna require you to have this special ID to board a plane. This is to prevent terrorists from hijacking it. But if you don't have that special ID, you can still get on if you have $45. No terrorist has ever had $45 in their pocket. This is a foolproof system."
BREAKING: U.S. air travelers without REAL IDs will be charged a $45 fee, per AP.
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Reject the single family home. Embrace the family compound.
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What was he drinking?
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
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Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
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Talk about a trashed panda.
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He will never steal a chainsaw again! (And yeah, this was filmed in TN)
Well wasn’t this just a great way to wake up this morning. Went looking for my brand new chainsaw that I left on front porch last night. Never gonna find that thing again. This means war!
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Breakdown of the Black Friday data tells us: -Consumer is weakening. -95% of sales volume was financed. -67% of that intends not to pay off within 30 days. -Roughly $1B was spent using BNPL models which are the worst debt. This points to a *really* unhealthy economy.
Notable that Black Friday sales data shows: -A 9.1% increase spend from last year. But: -A -1% in total item volume from last year. -Prices +7% higher. -Consumers bought on average 4.1% fewer items. And: -An 11% increase on buy-now-pay-later use. -Klarna specific use up 45%
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