Lakini let's be realistic #weareallkenyans and definitely NOT #WeAreAllKikuyus.

Women almost die each time when giving birth,, but still keep doing it over and over again. 😭😅.

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For those of us who were partly raised by our unties,, siblings wa either of our parents tulikapitia wah,, and more than anyone we work so hard that our kids will never have to experience the same if we intend on having any🫴😭.

We once experienced a near death experience, me and the guy I was dating and I started saying things I'd want to do before I die,, so I said I'd want to experience true life bliss before I die and the guy smiled stupid thinking I was talking about him😭.

If you ever find yourself at an event where guidebooks are issued at entrance,, and your mpesa balance is anything below 2M, just eliminate yourself from that place.😭.

Kama hujawahi kua na pet btw just know hufai kuwa mama ya mtu.

Kuna interview niliulizwa "How much should we pay you?" Nikasema "Not less than 75k" .I didn't get the job. But surely ningejua aje mtu anafaa kujibu "How much are you paying for the position?" 😭.

Men are not real people,, there's a guy nilikua nadate nahuko 2021 so one day tumekaa tu,, then some girl sends him nudes of herself. I asked him hizo ni nini anatumiwa and he swore yeye hajui kwanini huyo msichana anamtumia 😭😭.

Listening to a crazy mad love song,, and nobody comes to my head is scary idk😭😂.

RT @ma1ybe: We all know tampons & pads are super expensive but the most wholesome part of life is that I've never met someone who wasn't wi….

I think as women we shouldn't even go to school like at all. What do you mean I have to drop my career and be someone's baby ATM?.

Don't be caught up in the snare of a fowler.

Relationships are wild,,, what do your mean your husband is telling some corporate baddie he's never seen such a beautiful woman in his life😭😂😂.

This is wild,, so safaricom is selling 5G WiFi routers to customers,, with a claimed unlimited monthly package of ksh 2,999 which ofcourse isn't unlimited(depletes in 7 days),,, exactly why do you have to be shady??.

RT @farm3r55: Mtu alisema usipige shughuli na wakamba was actually very right. Bunch of dimwits.

But honestly men hatukatai you can do anything for money,, but getting married to someone you can't even look at twice is not worth it. I just witnessed a very humble, handsome and kind guy get married to someone almost 20yrs older all for money,, eiii mennn😭.

RT @AkilengJess: @njerilynh The misogyny, hate towards other tribes, lack of romance, village mentality etc etc. The list is endless. Very….

Huwezi peana free services at you workplace na bado unafikiria wewe mtu?? 🌝.

Some of you are already married na hujui mtu akipata accident hafai kupewa maji🥱.

I just realized yesterday that my grandad married his cousin,, and both their mom's walikua wanaitwa Njeri,,, haha no wonder nakataa kuzaa kumbe I'm a product of incest,, like our entire family is cursed. 😭.

My mom just told me she wants me her sister and some other family members to speak my cousin out of getting married to a Kamba guy,, kwani how bad are Kambas??.