Crossbow Jesus
@nihilisticpillo
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statist / Progressive Gun Nut/ Single and hating it / straight????? / pronouns / brain worm survivor https://t.co/6uXPwfsXz8โฆ
Kansas, USA
Joined January 2017
The beauty of ๐ฏ๐ต war crime denialists is that they can't understand absurdist humor unless I have a straight man pointing out that what I said is absurd.
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AFABs can never understand how hard it is to scratch which cannot be scratched
Only AMABs will appreciate it
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Banana ketchup
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What even is Digimon gameplay? I assumed it was some tamagotchi shit.
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Few know this but he's actually Fry Kuk from the planet Waf Ful Hows
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"at least my vote is pure" he whispered to himself he watched people get disappeared by unidentified men with guns off the streets..."she should have said 'please' and smiled more"
This attitude of "you should have gotten over yourself and supported us" rather than reflecting on the need to continually earn that support is one of the reasons we're in this mess
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๐ฆ๐ทJavier Milei: "The freest countries are more prosperous, but to be more free we need order". Lol he truly is Andrew Ryan, Bioshock can now be considered historical analysis of libertarians when the take power.
Javier Milei: "Los paises mรกs libres son mas prosperos, pero para ser mas libres necesitamos orden"
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Trump wanted to give King Charles one of Ike's swords. The Eisenhower presidential library said it could not provide one because it is government property and illegal to give away. Now the library director has been fired. @jennyschuessler @minhokimdh
nytimes.com
The departure of Todd Arrington, who led the Dwight D. Eisenhower Presidential Library and Museum, came after the administration sought a sword from its collection as a gift for King Charles.
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๐ฆ๐ทJose Luis Espert, libertarian congressman and close ally of Javier Milei, has withdrawn his candidacy after US justice confirms he took 200k USD in bribes and private plane rides from a drug kingpin. Anarchocapitalism? more like Narcocapitalism, amirite fellas?
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You hate the military industrial complex cuz you hate the military I hate the because I hate contractors we are not the same acab
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Battle Creek Enquirer Tuesday, October 14,1924
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We really gave a 200 billion dollar bailout for Argentina's self-inflicted economic damage because one of Trump's Posse invested in Argentina's biggest Failson
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I'm 23 years old and the only thing deciding whether I type "whose" or "who's" is gut instinct
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้ผปๆฏๅบใฆใชใใใช๏ผใใใผใใใ translation: Check out my nose hair.
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IM DEAD THIS IS OFFICIAL ๐ญ
I genuinely hope youโre proud of yourself for (potentially) ruining my friendโs career because you misinterpreted their hobbies as fetishes.
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โI like my local Chinese restaurant :)โ โYOUโRE BETRAYING THE WHITE RACE!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!โ
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