Nihar Patel
@niharpatel
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RT @LauraSkopec: If you're looking for a funny new podcast, check out Un-Titled by @niharpatel!
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Imagine being a "roast comic" and not telling a single joke about any of the people inside a packed arena. 😂😂😂😂😂.
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Thanks to @TheStuntList for including an old spec of mine. If you like blasphemy and pre-pandemic brit TV give it a read! #StuntList2024 .
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Fleabag tries to nail a Hot Messiah before he gets nailed to a you know what.
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That Trump speech was so long and meandering even Scorsese wants to make a shorter cut.
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Fun show alert -- come check it out!.
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 14th! @PopCulturedGame with @jimmypardo returns at @ucbtla! With panelists @TVsAndyDaly @GettinBetterPod @jennyyangtv and special guest @blainecapatch! Get your tickets now at or livestream at
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The money train ends tonight Hoka!!! ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽.
The WGA and AMPTP have reached a tentative agreement. This was made possible by the enduring solidarity of WGA members and extraordinary support of our union siblings who stood with us for over 146 days. More details coming after contract language is finalized. #WGAstrike
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Twitter or whatever is over I know but I got another double feature for you - The Taynard Swihen. Taylor Swift doc Miss Americana and the Leonard Cohen doc Hallelujah.
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I may have had my disagreements with Pat Robertson and Ted Kaczynski, but I never questioned how crazy they both were. RIP.
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I have a very simple pitch for TV/streaming execs. "The Bear" should be renamed "Beef" ."Beef" should be renamed "Chicken?" . There is no show named "Chicken?" yet so we should be good for at least one year. "The Bear" would be available now for any bear-based shows.
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I’ve always felt what was holding the J6 Prison Choir back musically was finding the right frontman.
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I feel Trump’s indictments will be like an artistic legacy of sorts. He’ll have an oeuvre of good indictments, but a singular great masterwork of an indictment may elude him.
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Sad about Succession ending? I'm pitching a reboot of a Disney show in the same vein. A Scottish baron clings to a tower of gold while his three nephews and niece maneuver for inheritance.
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Or Oscars every 100 years - like a centennial. And we celebrate it for 12 months with parades, some commemorative coins and license plates maybe. Fireworks shows inspired by the best movies. The In Memoriam is just, well, everyone basically.
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What if there was an Oscars every month? “Best Picture for March is…” attendees could dress up, but not too formal, no black tie. Speeches could be like 30 minutes cause it’s broadcast during the day. Is that too much like Congress?.
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Keep your Vanity Fair Oscar after-party. I wanna go to The Nobel Prize one hosted by Dork Parade magazine.
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