My biggest complaint about rings of power is that they keep using the incorrect phrase "ground shake" instead of "middle-earth quake.".

RT @horror4kids: Robert Englund as Freddy Krueger on a Japanese Variety Show.

I’m sure Damien Hirst is relieved now that crimes of the future has supplied him with his next decade’s worth of material.

Someone: no one can make a beer worse than tecate. Tecate: hold my beer.

Flaccid mojo really brought the jams tonight. Can’t wait for @echobro next!

RT @TheHorrorMaster: #VOTE

Olympus might be killing their camera division, but I’m going to do my best to get this old OM-2 working again. Pretty sure this capacitor coming off the battery compartment has died and needs to be replaced. #olympus

Getting some help from the big boys to flatten out the lid of a nagra iii

If you buy ジャンク lots of walkmen you’ll get a whole bunch.

Tasty gum

RT @niharpatel: Not saying Gandhi was lying about the whole hunger strike thing, but maybe he ran out of new places to try.

RT @dusttodigital: Remembering John Fahey, born 80 years ago today. Here he is playing "Red Pony" in 1969.

After multiple attempts, @Uber still really wants me to rent a bike thousands of miles away from me.

Apparently while I was passed out in a food coma yesterday, this fuckface was robbing the #publicstorage facility where I had some junk stored. He stole one box from me, it contained every Nintendo console and handheld and game from my childhood.

RT @niharpatel: If you were fascinated by the show #WildWildCountry, some friends and I put together this parody for #Thanksgiving. https….

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