Interesting line in the Sports Direct financial report that #nufc will charge them £2m for advertising this coming season. This is up from £1m last season.

If everyone who has ever been grateful for the NHS followed and retweeted we would reach a million by midnight

When you about to go for a swim and your girlfriend says she’s home alone..

What a fucking strike that is 👏👏👏

Nice touch for the 9th of June: HM inspecting her Guards to the strains of the Blaydon Races #TroopingtheColour

This is the most up to date pic of the prick that ambushed and stamped all over a 74year old helpless womans face, he's already previously been sentenced to 9yrs for robbing 2 old ladies, you robbed the wrong woman this time, everyone is going to know all about you LEE NAYLOR !

Steven Fletcher's head injury on his Sheffield Wednesday debut.

First day of holidays and ou with these three beuts tonight

What about Kanu for #NUFC ???

Jack wilshere has to be left out of squad he gives nothing and hasn't played enough

What a save that was by the way!!!!!!!

#fucked and we deserve it!!!!

@steveymo21975 wish mine would buffer more this is awful!!!!🙈🙈

Which of these legends would you have preferred at your club? RT for Alan Shearer Fav for Henrik Larsson

"How's your touch Ref?"

Always happens! Sunderland appoint a manager who has them fired up just before the derby. I think Big Sam might want to prove a point!

RT IF DIEGO COSTA IS A PRICK http://t.co/xsfxlMBTy1

@steveymo21975 good luck mate!!!

@steveymo21975 haha I like your thinking!!

@steveymo21975 love the fact you have left and got a kebab!!! But I could never start all over again with a new born mate!!!!!!!!