It’s nearly here...
More talked about than Harry & Meghan.
More exciting than Boris Johnson’s Daily Briefings.
More pointless than an episode of Pointless.
It’s
#TwosComp
- the podcast with
@seanparkins
&
@niallsheehy
!!
Stay tuned, RT & Follow (and send money) 👍🏾👍🏻
To the two women in the front row tonight who not only followed the penalty shootout on their phone, but also said “yesss” on each goal scored, you are the most ignorant audience members I have ever had the misfortune to perform in front of.
And when a cast member signalled “put your phone away” during the bows and you smiled, gave a thumbs up and replied “I know - we won!!”, I think you may have let us all know you are the stupidest woman on the planet. Please avoid attending any future theatrical productions.
£78 for the worst seats in the house at a matinee, and performers are still having to work 2 or 3 jobs to make ends meet. Personally, I’ll be working 7 days a week until July 31st, at the earliest.
This industry is a shambles - tell me I’m wrong.
@EquityUK
#StandUpFor17
Booked an absolutely life-changing tv job today. Can’t wait to tell you all about it.
…only joking. Haven’t even had an audition in good while. I’m still a barman. I’m just gonna pop the kettle on. See ya later.
There’s this lovely Turkish girl who runs a coffee shop on the platform of the train station. Every day we have a nice chat....and every day I buy coffee, then pour it down a drain due to not wanting to be rude because it is the WORST coffee on earth. Am I officially British?
Has a tweet ever been blown more out of proportion?
My phrasing may have been too aggressive re: the audience members. For that, I happily apologise, but I stand by my opinion that they were inconsiderate to others in the audience.
How any of this is newsworthy is crazy!
Thanks for the support (and massive amounts of hate lol).
To be clear; we aren’t telling ourselves this story, so it doesn’t upset US that we can’t concentrate - it’s the rest of the audience that we would like to be able to listen to what they paid to see.
Today is the tragic anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic. In memory of this, our evening show will begin at 11.40 and finish at 2.20am; the same time the ship sank. We are, of course, dedicating this performance to the souls of those departed.
#SailOn
The cat is finally out of the bag!
I’m excited to be heading off to China to play Raoul in “Love Never Dies”, opening in Shanghai on September 28th.
What a wonderful opportunity to see such a beautiful part of the world while telling this powerful story.
I got hit by a car as I cycled home last night. I’m 100% fine. The bike, somehow is 100% fine. The driver was properly shaken up. They tried to catch a turn before the lights changed and hit my back wheel. A second earlier and it was goodnight, Niall.
Be careful, Drivers. x
Just been cast in the lead role of new thriller “Niall Leaves His Tax Return Until Mid January Again”, which fans of the franchise will know is yet another sequel from the studio that brought you “Niall Forgets His Tax Return” and “Niall Didn’t Hire An Accountant”. Coming Soon.
I saw the
@lesmisofficial
concert today....it’s absolutely incredible!!
@CarrieHFletcher
had me in tears,
@RealMattLucas
had me in stitches and
@johnowenjones
had me at hello. The entire company were beyond compare. What an impressive staging. I can’t WAIT to join in. 🥰🇫🇷
Tonight’s the night....I’m rejoining
@lesmisofficial
in Auld Landahn Taahn.
@RealMattLucas
seems to have taken my personal dressing room, but I’m sure they’ll move his stuff out for me before I get there. We wouldn’t want a tiff on Day 1, now would we?? 😂😂
I’m not an overly-political person but I will never have a stronger stance on anything ever. This is despicable and I stand with the Trans Community now more than ever. The fact that this prick is at a podium that says “A Brighter Future” makes me sick.
#TransRightsAreHumanRights
'We shouldn't be bullied into believing people can be any sex they want to be, they can't. A man is a man and a woman is a woman', says Prime Minister Rishi Sunak.
📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
Today is the day....it’s our final performance of
@TitanicOnTour
. It has been a true pleasure to be a part of this story for the second time. I couldn’t love this piece of theatre any more than I do. Thanks for all the support throughout the tour.
#SailOn
Is it bad that I hate every fucking person in this video (police excluded)??? Go home, you arseholes! WE ARE TRYING TO SAVE OUR LIVELIHOODS AND YOU ARE RUINING IT FOR US!!! No aid from the government, no light at the end of the tunnel, but no...you enjoy your fucking Jaegerbombs.
In 2009, I told
@seanparkins
I never switch my phone off at night in case there’s a family emergency....and for TEN YEARS he has taken advantage of that fact and drunkenly laughed at me at 4am in his cab home. God knows why, but I keep answering!
TEN
F%£KING
YEARS
😂😂
Also, a little boy convinced his gran to let him stay for the
@Avengers
post-credit scene but he didn’t understand it. I turned and whispered the explanation to him and his face lit up like he knew an amazing secret. Gran said “aw thank you”. My work here is done.
#SuperNiall
😎
I mean, whatever the pay is for this, I'll do it for less.*
*(Don't hold me to this statement, but still....I want that job! Best show I've seen in years!)
I have sat and listened to both sides of this powerful argument, and understand so many different issues but I still keep coming back to the fact that no one should be in control of a woman’s life other than herself. It’s that simple.
#VoteYes
#repealthe8th
#Ireland
So
@lesmisofficial
turns 34 today, which means she probably has a shoebox under her bed full of Pogs, a broken Tamagotchi, a Whigfield cassette and a VHS of “The Land Before Time”.
Happy birthday, Old Girl...but I’m not buying Bacardi Breezers for you and your mates!
#LesMis
It’s official. We’re doing this!! Can’t wait to get started - cast looks amazing....apart from that Niall guy!! Who hired him???
#TitanicOnTour
#SailOn
Today began with me trying to prevent a dog from being run over, unsuccessfully, sad to say, to calling an ambulance for the distraught owner who collapsed, to taking the body home while she recovered, to attending the cremation for moral support & driving her car home for her.
So
@MattHancock
is blaming this new surge on families not social distancing when they meet up...?
But reopening the pubs/shops/restaurants/int’l flights.....that’s all fine.....it’s the FAMILIES that are the problem.
This government is worse than the mayor in JAWS!
After 13 years, it was time to update the headshots. Here’s my same face plus some grey hair, a beard and more wrinkles than even the talented
@RoccoPhotos
could edit out.
I can’t recommend Rocco enough. A truly lovely man and an incredible photographer.
#Headshots
I cooked microwave popcorn this evening and set a new personal best; only THREE un-popped kernels. The mythical Clean Sweep still eludes me, but we’re edging ever closer.
I understand why you all idolise me, but even someone as cool as me has room to improve, believe it or not.
I just got stopped in the street and asked if I was James Marsden. This has happened a few times, and I always say no, but I’m starting to wonder if maybe I’m wrong.
Today marks the end of the
@ghostontour
UK Tour.
It has been an honour and a privilege to be a part of this production. Thank you to everyone at
@BKL_Productions
, the amazing front of house teams, the cast and crew and of course every one of you who came to see us.
#Ditto
Can I just ask;
Why do people follow disgusting trolls like Katie Hopkins, Nigel Farage, Donald Trump etc? I get there's a sick pleasure in seeing their tweets but they are bigots who thrive on the attention & their audience is the reason they keep attacking people.
#IgnoreThem
I have to admit, I’m beginning to agree with the Anti-Mask movement....but only because my cheeky, side-mouth grin is an absolute weapon when flirting with strangers and it’s completely useless now!! It took me YEARS to perfect that thing!
WHERE IS THE VACCINE?? 😅😅
I’m walking through London and I’m seeing so many parents taking in the sights with their children. The word is so important on days like today, but be truly
#PROUD
of who you are. We are all beautiful, unique people.
#LondonPride
💜💙💚❤️🧡💛
I’m not shouting and I don’t want to come off as aggressive here...but if there isn’t a London-based drag queen with this name, I’ve lost all faith in the world of entertainment.
I mean, it practically does all the work for you!!
The Irish contingent onboard the next voyage of
@TitanicOnTour
. It’s hard to explain, but being reunited with Irish friends when outside of the country just resonates deep. Maybe it’s the “craic”, but call it what you like, it just feels a bit more like home. 🇮🇪💚