Niall Clarke
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Why do we assume that '600 lawyers and academics' have any more insight or moral authority than, say 600 anyone elses?
Over 600 lawyers and academics have signed a 17-page letter to warn the present situation in Gaza is "catastrophic" and that the UK is breaching international law by continuing to arm Israel.
Sky's
@robpowellnews
explains.
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I think if pubs are to reopen it should be with a one yard rule. Can't be mixing pints with poncy foreign measures.
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Thank you BBC News.
Can we now have an update on all the other children missing since 2007?
#MadeleineMcCann
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The care being given to protect the identity of *that* BBC presenter, you'd think he was a Labour MP.
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@griptmedia
@Ben_Scallan
Because of the way Gipt are reporting news, I have taken out a subscription 😁
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@Holbornlolz
@BurnsideNotTosh
@LNER
@laurencec123
So, some sanctimonious little tit is going to get a hard working train conductor a bollocking. Marvellous 😑
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@TheOnlyGuru
Moved from a position of being privileged men to the uber pinnacle of privilege- trans.
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I believe there are plans to replace the tree with a Palestinian flag.
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I love Eid. It brings back happy memories of the celebrations on Blue Peter in the 60s and 70s.
Val, with her Eid candle decorations. John with his crescent cookies. Jackanory was special too. Kenneth Williams reading from the Koran in his funny voices. Happy times.
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Anyway, despite everything, the SNP spring conference gets off to a positive start.
#TwoWinnebagosDown
#SNPCampervan
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"This time next year, Rashid, we'll be militants"
Only Fools And Horses - Lebanese Edition
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@BurnsideNotTosh
I love Eid. It brings back happy memories of the celebrations on Blue Peter in the 60s and 70s.
Val, with her Eid candle decorations. John with his crescent cookies. Jackanory was special too. Kenneth Williams reading from the Koran in his funny voices. Happy times.
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@BurnsideNotTosh
@BlackersNot
Two tweets arrived in my timeline just now. Summarises the sad state of things.
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@CraigOliver100
@Fox_Claire
In retrospect its interesting how genuinely good and honest Cameron was. A forgotten honourable man.
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@OldRoberts953
@Jebadoo2
I think on April 1st we need a mass 'sex is real and there are only two and gender is a synonym for sex ' Tweeting across the UK.
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@Rob_Kimbell
@photomikeyhere
Giving l6 year olds the vote would essentially be giving additional votes to secondary school teachers.
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So Christmas pressie list so far:
@Glinner
's new book
#roisinmurphy
's CD
@andrewdoyle_com
The New Puritans
A
@DreyfusJames
box set.
Have I missed anything?
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@BurnsideNotTosh
Dreadful bad luck when the one and only time you gossip about private and confidential stuff you get found out. Tragic 😔
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@sandieshoes
The irony is Kwasi Kwarteng's plans did much more for 'ordinary people' than Hunt's plans which will no doubt be lauded by so called champions of such people who demonised Kwarteng.
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@BurnsideNotTosh
"This time I'm delighted its the wife who has mightily cocked it up. Allison, over to you."
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If you think your relative died because some civil servant had a drink, you're an idiot.
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I feel I have taken on recent feedback (aka severe criticism). I'm 60 today and celebrating with lightly fried bread and eggs seasoned with pepper and salt.
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I think we should listen to Piers Morgan. I mean, when he was editor of the Mirror he listened to everyone else
@SupportOurLefty
@AlfredToshLines
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@Lordflashh3art
@daraobriain
I used to admire Dara. Now he's just another establishment shill. In a very real sense you are more authentic (My Lord 😑).
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I'm on a speed awareness course tomorrow. I think I'll go dressed as Mr Toad 😁
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@Lordflashh3art
Of course we all know that without all the photoshop work, your gaff looks like this.
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@ReduxxMag
Looking forward to their next Christmas ad, tbh. Although I hope the animals in the nativity scene have adequate safeguarding in place.
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@sandieshoes
The weak point was and remains the soggy middle of Conservative MPs who read the Guardian and listen to BBC news and think it reflects their voters.
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I can hardly begin to describe how depressed, angry and frustrated this makes me. Can't the
@The_RHS
just tell us how to grow stuff?
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No, STOP! The Turbomatic Tickler is just too much!!!
Now we've asked you very nicely, are you going to finish your broccoli? You know there is no pudding until it's all gone.
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Film idea - Carry On Wuhan.
Kenneth Williams, evil Chinese Virologist Foo Man Flu,
Charles Hawtrey, hapless bat stall-holder
Hattie Jaques, fearless head of the WHO🤔
Randy British PM, Sid James (obvs)
@SirBasilBrush
@badassday
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Im surprised the green bit hasn't been tarmacadamed over 😑
Wishing Roma, Gypsy, Sinti and Traveller communities a very Happy International Romani Day!
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@BadLawTeam
I'm sure the officer carrying it is a lovely person (dare not use any other nouns or pronouns 🙄) but sod the poxy Pride flags and their associated nonsense.
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@DreyfusJames
@guardian
I don't do pile-ons but goodness this is deserving of one. How can anyone deny this culture war is real?
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Goodness me, if only the media had endlessly covered this story, these tragedies might never have happened. 😑
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@LeeAndersonMP_
One part of the problem is the lack of basic cooking education. We now have the third generation coming along without parents and grandparents cooking.
Especially using ingredients people actually want to eat rather than what others feel they should eat.
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In an unbelievable few weeks a totally unbelievable development.
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@LabBeyondCities
@DrDavidJeffery
Is there a demographic breakdown of this shocking statistic?
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@SirBasilBrush
I'm just pleased the Prime Minister is recovering and there is a stonking Tory majority. The gainsayers can just fuck right off.
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It is 2034 and Netflix trail their latest edition of Harry and Megan's story.
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Breaking news: COBRA to make knotted hankies compulsory during heatwave. A spokesman said 'It isn't just for outdoors, its essential in crowded indoor spaces where heat can be transmitted between people'.
*please retweet this message (ir send nudes)
#heatwave
#heatwavebollox
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@Casey5122dark
@ProfDHayes
The metaphor of putting lipstick on a pig is especially apt in this regard.
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@MaggieBMedia
@MarkSteynOnline
Proud disruptor - excellent but if
@GBNEWS
isn't pushing the envelope with Ofcom and other 'establishment' organisations, it is pointless.
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@KonstantinKisin
Your unique mix of the personal and broadsweep reasoned analysis is highly unusual but deeply appreciated.
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I wish we'd had this sort of immediate cross-party outrage about important things like lockdown or the Batley teacher not just about one self-entitled nob going at another in the papers.
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@TonyDowson5
I've been mulling over who Jo reminds me of. Its the Spitting Image Douglas Hurd puppet.
*apologies Douglas
** apologies puppets
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@griptmedia
Well nice man as he is, he and the others should have paused and thought it through.
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@DreyfusJames
The assumption might be that we're going to accept a request from the police to stand down, pull back, curtail our own liberty but the other side won't. Is it about keeping the peace not upholding the law?
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@BBCCambs
The club might show more respect for fans who turn out on a cold December evening than for a Marxist organisation which glorifies the memory of a gun wielding thug.
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@NJ_Timothy
@FUDdaily
Shame there isn't a mainstream party with, say, 348 MPs who could do anything, simply anything to address these failings.
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No, Peter, the murderous attack will be remembered as a murderous attack.
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@LeAdderNoire
@MichelleDewbs
Its interesting and depressing how so many were duped by arbitrary and illogical rules. And it will happen again.
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@DrMatthewSweet
@Ofcom
GBNews bulletins are factual. The programmes contain a very wide range of views with presenters declaring their position - might be called
#FreeThinking
tbh.
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@Soupelina
@LGBTpoliceuk
@OldLondonW14
@carolinefff
Sang on the backing track on 'Every little thing he does is magic'😑
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@JarvisDupont
@HertsPolice
As Cicero said, 'Cis Trans Gloria Estefan' (I came, I saw, I danced)
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@foxymummah
@GenderfreeCamp
The irony is that if I Tweeted 'I am a real female' there would be no sanction. Funny old world.
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