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Nev Stokes πŸπŸ•
3 months
RT @bbclaurak: While prepping to interview Boris Johnson tomorrow, Β by mistake I sent our briefing notes to him in a message meant for my t….
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Nev Stokes πŸπŸ•
7 months
What kind of phrasing is this @BBCScotlandNews β€” the children β€œcollided with” a car?.
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The 11-year-old boy and a 13-year-old girl were walking with a 12-year-old girl on Penicuik's Bog Road.
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Nev Stokes πŸπŸ•
11 months
Had to quadruple check that this wasn’t a parody account.
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Laura Kuenssberg
11 months
While prepping to interview Boris Johnson tomorrow, Β by mistake I sent our briefing notes to him in a message meant for my team. That obviously means it’s not right for the interview to go ahead. It’s very frustrating, and there’s no point pretending it’s anything other than.
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Nev Stokes πŸπŸ•
1 year
Good morning @Morrisons β€” wondering why I can no longer buy loose ginger? Have you given up any pretence of environmental responsibility and reducing packaging?
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Nev Stokes πŸπŸ•
1 year
I either need new hips or a new bowling technique.
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Nev Stokes πŸπŸ•
1 year
We’re all descended from immigrants; some of us can trace their lineage back further than others. This doesn’t give us any special privileges, much as some would like it to.
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Nev Stokes πŸπŸ•
1 year
Also making an appearance was the oft-bemoaned β€œloss of British culture” β€” which is never actually defined by those referring to its demise. This is probably because culture isn’t static; it evolves as it’s exposed to new ideas, appetites, and influences.
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Nev Stokes πŸπŸ•
1 year
Still amused / confused by the caller discussing immigration with @StephenNolan who repeatedly referred to themselves as Anglo-Saxon without even a hint of irony, apparently unaware of certain Germanic tribes.
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Nev Stokes πŸπŸ•
1 year
What’re the odds on this Raygun Olympic nonsense being a Fringe show next year?.
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Nev Stokes πŸπŸ•
1 year
Be very careful with random public QR codes; they may be malicious and download nasty stuff.
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Nev Stokes πŸπŸ•
1 year
Hi @on_lothianbuses could you please clarify the status of the temporary bus stop eastbound on Ferry Road? Just had a driver very reluctant to stop and pick us up, insistent that the stop shouldn’t be there as it crossed a cycle lane and also meant the ramp was unable to be used?.
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Nev Stokes πŸπŸ•
1 year
That photo of Rishi with the Italian PM is prime meme fodder. Don’t disappoint me now internet!.
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Nev Stokes πŸπŸ•
1 year
Rewatching β€œYes, Prime Minister”. Totally blown away at how applicable pretty much everything is to the current day. Has there ever been / ever will be a show like it?.
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Nev Stokes πŸπŸ•
1 year
Them: You can’t smell a photo.Me:
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Nev Stokes πŸπŸ•
1 year
Hi @edinhelp β€” I know it’s been hard to tell in between all the rain but there has been a leak for a good several weeks now at the east side of Charlotte Square.
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Nev Stokes πŸπŸ•
1 year
I’ve not been keeping track but @givebloodscot have apparently; donation numberπŸ’― this evening #GiveBlood
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Nev Stokes πŸπŸ•
1 year
The replies 🎯.
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1 year
FACT: London under Labour has become a crime capital of the world πŸ₯€
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Nev Stokes πŸπŸ•
1 year
Anyone forget this little one on the @BordersRailway this afternoon? Now being looked after by the nice people of @ScotRail
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Nev Stokes πŸπŸ•
1 year
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Atai Barkai
1 year
@yoheinakajima ceiling is being raised. cursor's copilot helped us write "superhuman code" for a critical feature. We can read this code, but VERY few engineers out there could write it from scratch. Took lots of convincing too. "come on, this must be possible, try harder". and obviously- done
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Nev Stokes πŸπŸ•
2 years
On this 87th day of January, I pledge unto you this: once I'm finally in charge of absolutely everything, the lengths of January and February will be switched around.
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