winning a grammy for being hater lowkey the most inspired i've felt in a while

I like hanging out with the same friends cause it feel like we on a sitcom

my phone: 🍎 APPLE PAY: RECURRING TRANSACTION COMPLETE $15.35 me, smiling serenely, closing my phone: “wonder what that’s for :)”

@PardonMyTake brooks’ hat:

experiencing workplace abuse (they’re making me work)

Or at least go on armchair expert

can everyone please be on the lookout for a tripod named tipsy. a neighbor set off fireworks and he ran off in the Fort Lauderdale area, specifically the riverland neighborhood.

We need assistance in locating 13-year-old Brianna Claro. She is 5’03”, 125 lbs, brown eyes and hair. She was last seen on 4/23/21 at 3:45 pm getting into a blue 4 dr. vehicle, possibly a Nissan Altima with dark tints. If you know her whereabouts please call 305-579-6111.

HAVE YOU SEEN HER? The Miami Police Department is asking for help finding 13-year-old Brianna Claro, who went missing Friday. Please spread the word.

Appreciate how tiktokers are processing this whole thing

Fast food employees who won’t give you extra sauce.

Can you guess what happens when you provide homeless people with housing? ... ... ... You reduce crime, increase employment, improve health, and do not increasing reliance on social benefits. 80% of costs are offset by the benefits in the first 18mos. https://t.co/lAwzaGFMwI

to be clear, he’s equating a president losing an election to centuries of racism and hatred and unjust killings

the snl writer’s room when the fly landed on pence’s head

“why do you care if celebrities share petitions or not” bc of this ⬇️⬇️