Homework due tomorrow = Homework, do tomorrow

Of course PCA had to bunt twice to sell the parlay #swingthebat

#gayson

Aidan chiles should be benched

I take shits bigger than Dave portnoy

Love him or hate him Noah Lyles gotta be one of the coldest ni**as of all time

Not only did the tribe lose but they also have to live in Cleveland. #doublewhammy

If the tigers do not win tomorrow they will be eliminated from the playoffs(likely). If the tigers win tomorrow they will advance to the ALDS(unlikely). If the tigers do advance they will be swept by the Mariners

Umps are really helping Cleveland out a lot

Is skubal ambidextrous by any chance

American sports with ties: • Tee ball • The National Football League

We won the one that mattered most #FuckEurope

Why is every tailor an old foreign woman with a heavy accent who speaks very little English

Funnest is not a word @RobertIrwin #dwts

How many times would different people have to mention the state of Vermont to you in a single day before you started to get scared #raindelayquestions

Would you rather see a tork bomb or Tarik skubal strike out the side? #raindelayquestions

Stoned activity recommendation: Watch the Theo von and Rizzler podcast Rating: 10/10

Top 5 “athletes” I dislike: 1. Angel Reese 2. Britney griner 3. Kelsey plum 4. Pink haired Rondo(we in the w) 5. Patrick mahomes

Fuck the mariners

What the hell is a polar bear doing in Arlington Texas