Ned Segal
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1 - Segal cookie recipe... bowl of: 2 1/4 cups of flour, 1 teaspoon baking soda; beat in with handheld in order: 1 cup of room temp butter (don’t melt), 1/2 cup white sugar, 1 cup brown sugar, 2 teaspoons vanilla extract, 2 room temp eggs, 3 cups
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Today
@twitter
is investing $100 million from our balance sheet in Black, Latinx and other underserved communities in the US, and we made it easy for other companies to do the same. Here’s how we did it - send this to the CFO and Treasurer at your company so you can join us!
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The last 5 years have been the most fulfilling of my career. The people, the potential, and the importance of Twitter. The shifts in technology, politics, culture. This will be hard to beat… but after catching my breath, I’m going to try! In the meantime, see you on
@twitter
!
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Today marks 4 years
@twitter
. Every day remains fulfilling, challenging, and fun. The common threads: meaningful purpose, awesome team, and good intent. Thank you for the opportunity to make a difference with all of you, we have done so much and have much more to do! 🍪🍪🍪🍪
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The past 6 months have pulled on every mental muscle I’ve developed in 48 years. You learn so much when times are challenging and unpredictable, when we are tired or feel our integrity questioned. Our team remained kind, respectful, and steadfast. They’re lifelong friends.
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Thank you to my former colleagues, partners, advertisers, shareholders, board, and the people that use
@twitter
. Thank you to my family, especially
@Mayalangersegal
, my prom date, wife, and best friend, our amazing kids, and my mentor, friend, hero, and dad,
@EdwardDavidSeg1
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Since we are getting questions: This decision was based on principle, not money. As context, we’ve disclosed that political ad spend for the 2018 US midterms was <$3M. There is no change to our Q4 guidance. I am proud to work
@twitter
!
#LoveWhereYouWork
We’ve made the decision to stop all political advertising on Twitter globally. We believe political message reach should be earned, not bought. Why? A few reasons…🧵
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Thanks to the incredible work of thousands, we doubled audience & revenue, and affirmed our potential to inform and inspire conversations all around the world about news, sports, politics, music, entertainment, markets, and the rest… while driving $TWTR from ~$17 to $54.20.
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Needed a quiet, safe place for earnings, so I went through the exceptions process and came home today for the first time since March 11, 2020. We will again fill this building, just like all of our new offices in your homes with energy as the world climbs out of the pandemic.
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Some clarifications: most accounts we remove are not included in our reported metrics as they have not been active on the platform for 30 days or more, or we catch them at sign up and they are never counted.
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We will miss
@SecurityGeorge
and we congratulate you on an amazing run here. Thank you for all you’ve done
@Twitter
, you’ll always be a part of the flock. 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻
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Nothing like being trolled by my own brother!!!
Behold
@nedsegal
circa 1980, practicing how to do an earnings call while baking cookies.
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Today marks 20 years of marriage with
@Mayalangersegal
! It’s been a fairy tale, from prom to today. She’s my best friend, makes us all better, and gives so much to our family. We still laugh so hard... and she tolerates me, even after 6 months of SIP. Love you Maya!
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Today marks 22 years of marriage to
@Mayalangersegal
!
You’d smile like me here if this girl put a ring on your finger too. Love you forever, Maya.
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Happy 6th
#Twitterversary
to our CMO,
@leslieberland
. She is the soul of
#OneTeam
and brings passion, creativity, real talk, and fun to everything she does. Grateful for her partnership and incredible impact!!!
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Today marks 21 years since
@Mayalangersegal
said “I do.”
Love you and thank you for putting up with me for another year ❤️
Here’s one from ~1993!
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Meanwhile, the commercial internet is ~30, and
@twitter
is 16! The printing press also took decades to evolve from misinformation and the need for standards to incredible knowledge and idea sharing across oceans and borders. Internet norms are still forming and I’m optimistic.
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Launch something new on
@Twitter
and look what happens!
#TheLionKing
trailer views 24hrs in. No surprises here👇
Facebook: 5M
YouTube: 20M
Twitter: 30M
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Hello from
@TwitterDublin
, awesome to be back after three long years with our
@twitter
teammates!
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We are using
@Twitter
’s balance sheet to promote diversity & inclusion in tech. We want to do our part to empower investors, founders & teams from diverse communities!
The first 3 VC funds that we’ve invested in:
@MacVentureCap
,
@Uluventures
&
@VamosVentures
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This man is a legend, he’s funny, a great friend, and the coolest cat in the hardest moments. Start forming an orderly line to hire him as GC, you want him in the trenches with you!
Twitter is full of the most amazing people. I have so much gratitude for my former team and colleagues. Keep taking good care of this place, Tweagle. ❤
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Just met with a colleague on video for which he offered to fly to SF... we encouraged him to stay put and do video. He saved 10 hours on ✈️, a night in a 🏨, and the meeting was awesome because of content not physical presence. Don’t fly if you don’t have to for all the reasons!
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Today is my 2nd
#Twitterversary
. We have accomplished so much, had lots of fun, and learned more than I ever could have imagined.
#lovewhereyouwork
endures
@twitter
. A few reflections:
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My father and I have been to many
@49ers
games, going back to the Steve DeBerg days. Fortunate to be here 40+ years after the first one
@SoFiStadium
/
#LevisSouth
!!!
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Proud to welcome 350 students from 53 Bay Area high schools to
@Twitter
to share their passion for mental health advocacy today. We do this in memory of my friend Eric Salvatierra and so many others.
#BC2M
#MentalHealth
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Yet digital ads is at a crossroads, driven by the economy, the shift from linear to digital, public policy, and the ads ecosystem. People are accustomed to trading privacy for access, and as digital ads matures, fewer platforms may have more info and control.
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This is the team that made
#TWTRAnalystDay
happen. We told the
@twitter
story and it looked easy only because they were behind the scenes sweating every detail. Thank you!
#OneTeam
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#thankyoujack
for all you’ve done for
@twitter
! Grateful for your many contributions, curiosity, and constantly challenging us.
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If we removed 70M accounts from our reported metrics, you would hear directly from us. This article reflects us getting better at improving the health of the service. Look forward to talking more on our earnings call July 27!
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I bought those socks 10 minutes ago. $7.99 for three pair at
@cvspharmacy
!
@Twitter
CFO
@nedsegal
chilling on the
@Nasdaq
Terrace as he gets ready for his
@SquawkCNBC
appearance
@BeckyQuick
Of course, he is tweeting!!
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It’s been an amazing year
@Twitter
, thank you for having me!
#LoveWhereYouWork
isn’t just a hashtag, it’s for real.
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Update... here’s an email from our colleague after the meeting. Less travel is good for everyone, their families, their work, the planet, and saves money for other things. This isn’t a
@Twitter
thing, it’s for everyone. Don’t fly for facetime.
Just met with a colleague on video for which he offered to fly to SF... we encouraged him to stay put and do video. He saved 10 hours on ✈️, a night in a 🏨, and the meeting was awesome because of content not physical presence. Don’t fly if you don’t have to for all the reasons!
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Gotta admit when I saw this question in my compliance online learning I needed a minute :)
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Proud to work
@twitter
.
Both Twitter and Square are making
#Juneteenth
(June 19th) a company holiday in the US, forevermore. A day for celebration, education, and connection.
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Post
@twitter
earnings lunch is happening
@hardwater_sf
. Please refer all questions to
@LilNasX
for now.
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Nearly 8 months into
#quarantine
, I now have everything I need for maximum productivity.
#LoveWhereYouWork
:)
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Did you know that 80% of the advertisers that bought
#SuperBowl
TV ads also advertised on
@twitter
over the weekend?!?
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Sometimes you get lucky and you’re on a plane and it comes from the north and you pass over the most beautiful city I know before landing. I take pictures every time like a kid who’s never seen it before. So many wonderful spots in this picture!
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Three days, three
@twitter
offices in three countries. Great to be back at the big bird
@TwitterSF
!
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How do socks disappear even when you haven’t gone anywhere for 7 months?
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Thank you
@paraga
for leading by example and taking paternity leave. I wish leaders did this when I was early in my career and becoming a father. We have 7500 people
@twitter
who have your back!
A little news: Twitter’s new CEO,
@paraga
, is expecting his second child and will take paternity leave soon, in contrast to tech leaders like Elon Musk who have downplayed fathers’ role in childcare.
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See that
@twitter
bird on the cover?!? We’re one of the most loved places to work. ! Thank you to all who make it so.
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I think we can all agree: I married very well, and my hair situation couldn't get worse from this day in 1994.
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First on CNBC: $TWTR CFO
@nedsegal
will join us Thursday morning at 8:45 am directly following the company's quarterly earnings call
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But if you're interested in joining our team
@Twitter
... !!!
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Update!
@twitter
we are investing in more funds to empower female founders and teams from historically excluded backgrounds. Excited to share that we’ve invested in
@Fcubedvc
,
@HannahGreyVC
&
@ChingonaVC
. Details 👇🏼
We are using
@Twitter
’s balance sheet to promote diversity & inclusion in tech. We want to do our part to empower investors, founders & teams from diverse communities!
The first 3 VC funds that we’ve invested in:
@MacVentureCap
,
@Uluventures
&
@VamosVentures
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What’s the difference between hangouts and gchat video, why two separate apps aren’t they made by the same company we are out of leftovers i don’t even have a cat to sit on my lap and when can I go back to my home
@TwitterSF
?
#OneTeam
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Twitter CFO Ned Segal weighs in on product development, revenue streams, big tech regulation, and more at the Sun Valley conference. $TWTR
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Go
@leslieberland
!!! We are so fortunate she’s our CMO and so much more
@twitter
.
She’s the CMO of the platform you’re reading this on. And now,
@Twitter
’s
@LeslieBerland
is also among the first to be inducted into the
#ForbesCMO
Hall of Fame. See who else was:
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Tips are open on
@twitter
! Mine are on, but I’ll be giving 100% of my tips to
@tippingpoint
to fight poverty in San Francisco until further notice. To turn on your tips, go to edit profile and follow the prompt at the bottom. Here’s where you click to tip:
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Found these in the segal family electronics museum. They’re mostly in chronological order from bottom left to top right. I do miss the buttons on that blackberry!
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JUST IN: F1 and Twitter have announced they are expanding their content partnership to further amplify the sport’s digital coverage.
In 2021 alone, there were over 71M tweets on the platform pertaining to F1 — a 64% increase from 2020.
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